Dating thread number 48 :-)

[MirandaWest]

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I saw one of the other sort once 48 back in my youth - I thought something was wrong with it. It was attached to a Canadian and so is also the only non-UK phallus I've ever had dealings with. Wasn't impressed.

Of course you miss him OWW But he isn't the man you thought he was.

Good plan regarding Mr V. Take it at your pace.

Glad to know Im not missing owt OWW

MrV is very keen! Going to have another night out with him and see ...

Just need to sort out a babysitter. Probably going to have to ask my mum but she will just be nosy!

Enjoy being chased. Its fun

I love the sound of the snogging OWW i think you should have another date.

I'm really confused now. I said yesterday how he hadn't even hinted about sex. Well now he has. Lets just say i know what he's into and he knows what I'm into. I have a bit of the morning after the night before shame and i feel like it's been spoiled a bit.

Western really pleased you had a good night :) hope you manage to arrange a babysitter too.

Am off to Ladies Day at the local rugby club later. Will involve lots of alcohol and rugby players with no shirts on acting as waiters. So all sounds good to me I don't think C was overly impressed when I told him (probably given that he is nothing like a rugby player...although that doesn't bother me in the slightest) but I'm certainly not sitting at home waiting around for him (not to be fair that he would expect me to, I just think he'd prefer me not to be surrounded by muscly, shirtless men!)

That sounds like a good day velvet. I've got a thing about rugby players thighs so am a bit jealous.

It's only natural to miss him OWW but as someone else said, he wasn't the man you thought he was - you're missing that man, the real LM was the coward who couldn't meet you face to face, the man who didn't step up to the mark when you needed him, the man who only grudgingly replied to texts and the man who gave more weight to keeping that daft bint Little Friend ( in my head, I say that in a Bill & Ben 'Little Weed' voice ) happy than he did to spending time with you.

48 how's your mum getting on ? I was wondering how's she's doing and meant to ask when I saw you post again.

I feel better now my birthday's over, mainly due to the Spud Void feeling more acute on 'special' occasions.

Mr Software sent another drunken soppy email last night, going on about 'coming home' to a house with me in it, slipping into bed with me and 'smelling' my hair so either he's a hair-sniffing fetishist or he's a big girl's blouse. I remain resolutely unmoved. (-ish)

As a fan of both the design of the human body and evolution, I'm generally pro-foreskin.

Poor, poor Cuthbert, eh Velvet - it would be simply terrible if he spent the evening gnashing his teeth in a fog of jealousy as he imagines you being flirted with by semi-naked rugby players. I do hope you're planning to turn the Glam-o-meter dial up to 11.

I have only encountered uncircumcised penises.

OWW yay for snogging

OWW.. what Kin said about LM. Absolutely.

I am also pro foreskin. I would not want my clit hood lopped off thank you very much no effing way and I hate how 'cut' men are supposed to just get used to the eventual de-sensitisation.

I agree with Snape too

Velvet... the thought of C not liking the idea all that much is making me want to burst into song (and dance)... specifically Beyonce 'single ladies' .. heh...

OWW second what Kin says, wise words! see MrV again, have another lovely night out and see how you feel.

Velvet poor you! Sounds awful! , shirtless rugby players . Hope your house guests found their manners this morning!

The Easter Bunny has visited, knee deep in chocolate!

Thanks for asking Kin A little closer all the time to getting her home.
Had a meeting Tuesday with family, Social Workers and OT.
We are all agreed that for mums mental health, home is the only place for her.
Problem now is finding a suitable chair. The hospital reckon she slipped from wheel chair, we think she tried to get up. We have had more and more instances during visits when mum has tried to get out of bed, to go to the loo. This is good in that bowel function is returning, but she forgets one leg doesn't work. Social Worker is going to try again for neighbour hood team to do inital caring.
I am going to be trained in use of cricket and hoist, so can be on call if needed.
We will hopefully get her home next week. So far every problem stopping mums return we have conquered.
We will get there

Watched 'The Big Reunion' concert on telly last night, MrEA was online looking for PVC catsuits, as worn by Liberty X, happy to oblige but may buy him a pair of rugby shorts and some long socks .... Goose and gander and all that!

Secretly thinking all this PVC lark may be more faff than its worth, don't you need loads of talc to get in and out, as it were?

Rainy He is showing his true colours. Sounds like he is just after sex.

TT I have a soft wet look outfit. Had it for over 20 years, it still fits No talc required.

I discovered Mr R&R does like sexy underwear last week We must of had a crossed wire in the early days.

Can she use a walking frame at all 48 ? It must be terribly frustrating for her to be so dependent but I'm glad that you're getting plenty of support and impressed that you're learning to use a hoist. As long as you have the support home is by far the best place to be, even the best hospital can't compete.

Velvet sounds like a great day out! Have an ogle for me please ... Have you got plans to see C soon? I do worry that he's spending way too much time being backward in coming forward.

Rainy how do you feel about meeting him and/or continuing to chat now that there's been some sex talk? If you're not comfortable, please remember that you have no obligation to this man.

Stopped wobbling. You are all quite right. I am worried that sex with MrV will be disappointing after LM. He really was very, very good.

OWW but even very very good sex, isn't enough is it? MrV may or may not be amazing in bed, you can find out if you decide to. But you, are not settling for second best and Mr Amazing IN and OUT of bed is what you want and deserve!

Oh Snape, I would never tell someone to have bits cut off them but if they already have.... .

OWW, I would meet him again for a coffee and don't angst about it all. You don't have to have sex with him if you don't feel it's right. He could be a nice distraction and that's not game playing or using him it's just what it is.

I flaked out early last night and now have a chest cold so at least it's moving on. I'm going to have to postpone a meet up and just hope I can salvage some of the plans I made to go out over the holiday weekend.

Mr Nice is still not properly awake. Jet lag is having some effect on him I think. Am making him tea :)

Is very lovely waking up with him next to me . We managed about 30 seconds polite conversation last night before having to rip clothes off

Kin No frame. Mum can stand, but right arm is useless. Honestly some days are very dark. At other time I have her crying with laughter, I hold on to that.

Miranda

Mr V might be better OWW