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Dating thread number 48 :-)

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MirandaWest · 25/03/2013 23:36

Here's the latest thread for everything dating related. All welcome :)

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WarmFuzzyFun · 28/03/2013 19:32

Snape still having movie sex? Here girl have some of these: EnvyEnvyEnvy

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OhWesternWind · 28/03/2013 19:34

On second outfit - cant make up my mind. Dd is desperate to find out who I'm going out with. Going to get changed back again!

WarmFuzzyFun · 28/03/2013 19:51

It anyone on Match? If so, go have a look at Mr Rhombus (one word). He lives too far away from me, but he winked at me

Is anyone in that neck of the woods? I'd hate to see him go to waste.

WarmFuzzyFun · 28/03/2013 19:51

typos: 'Is'

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AndLibbyMakesThree · 28/03/2013 20:12

Happy Birthday Kin!

OWW, I can't wait to hear how you get on with Mr Veggie. (I'm a veggie, and my ex's favourite food was rare steak. It was never going to last...)

JulietteMontague · 28/03/2013 20:20

Kin circumcised is cleaner, never anything gruesome revealed when ready for action. Also I find (TMI alert) that clean cut does usually does more for me with PIV. Of far more importance though is who it's attached to, I actually just like whatever is on offer from the man I'm with Grin.

Snapespeare · 28/03/2013 20:23

wff... I don't like to boast about my sex life.Hmm

That said... Blush

It isn't the filthiest, most immediate button-pressing sex I've ever had. It's by far,the most gentle and tender. At the risk of far too much information, he whispered that he would very slowly fuck me (not the exact words, you get my jist) and then he did and the combination of the words and the action made me splurt like a traction engine. Blush he talks about sex being better when you 'have a connection' which I translate as 'I love you, never leave me, let's do this always' (that might be a bit too much richard Curtising on my behalf tho')

He's a goddamn sex god.

WarmFuzzyFun · 28/03/2013 20:27

Oh Snape you need some more of these EnvyEnvyEnvy

It's nice to know you are so happy and may it only get better and better.

x

Scrazy · 28/03/2013 20:31

Is everyone off for the bank holidays. I was so much looking forward to having a few Wine tonight but have the most retched cold and have a beechams to look forward to instead.

Dating wise, I will suggest meeting up for a first date when I feel better and I might have agreed to meet someone else for a quick drink and catch up over the weekend.

JulietteMontague · 28/03/2013 20:37

Snape I love Nameless, does he have a big brother? Grin

JoylessFucker · 28/03/2013 20:39

Nora, a very happy birthday to you Wine Flowers Wine. What an auspicious day to get your first cock pick Grin

Whilst we're on the subject, I prefer circumcised for the reasons Juliette mentions. I must admit that I do prefer the look ... not much for the saggy sock look personally.

OWW, am Grin at your DD being nosy and wish you much fun tonight (of the non-euphemistic sort).

Scrazy, sorry to hear about your rotten cold. Wine is hopeless in the circs, but do you have any whisky or brandy? Nothing like a hot toddy for a cold. Add a bit of lemon, honey or fresh ginger to it if you have it.

As for Snape's fabulous sex Envy Envy Envy

Scrazy · 28/03/2013 20:46

Joyless, only alcohol I have is wine. Am having a hot lemon and an early night.

Foreskin off for me preferably but I don't mind either way would be nice atm.

JulietteMontague · 28/03/2013 20:48

WFF I've PM'd you

VelvetSpoon · 28/03/2013 20:49

Western, hope the date is going well, will try and pop back later for an update :)

Scrazy hope you feel better soon. As Joy suggests (nice to see you back Joy, btw!) hot toddy is v much the best thing for it.

Am still waiting for my friends who haven't given me any idea when they are getting here Hmm. Was shopping after work, have cleaned downstairs, still need to give bathroom a once over and make up spare beds. Would rather go and have a lie down!

Scrazy · 28/03/2013 21:01

Hope you have a good time tonight when they arrive, Velvet.

DD has popped to the shops to get me a miniature whiskey for a hot toddy, thanks for the tip. I haven't had a cold like this for years.

Looking forward to an update from OWW.

WarmFuzzyFun · 28/03/2013 21:04

Scrazy the whiskey will help. And yeah we are all waiting with everything crossed for OWW to have a good time

WarmFuzzyFun · 28/03/2013 21:05

Check your inbox Jules

Scrazy · 28/03/2013 21:16

Damn no miniatures, will have to get half a bottle instead Grin, that will help me sleep.

KinNora · 28/03/2013 21:37

Scrazy add booze and honey to your Beechams - works like a charm.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes, I'm now a teensy bit drunk, also weeping with Envy at Snape ( not really, you deserve it ).

I hope OWW's having a fabulous time.

OhWesternWind · 28/03/2013 21:50
Grin

Have snogged him

ChooChooLaverne · 28/03/2013 21:59

Yay for OWW!

WarmFuzzyFun · 28/03/2013 22:02

Smile Good.

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