Dating thread number 48 :-)

[MirandaWest]

Here's the latest thread for everything dating related. All welcome :)

( Another member of the Buffy Fan Club here ).

I'm so pleased for all of you who are having fun and those meeting potential co-funners. ( hope it goes brilliantly well tonight OWW )

Had a quite charming birthday present earlier, my first PoF cock. Do they think you're going to be overwhelmed by lust at the sight of their measly organ charmingly framed by an Argos polycotton duvet ? Doesn't help that a circumcised penis always puts me in mind of one of those lanky wild mushrooms.

I don't have a particularly broad northern accent but apparently my pronunciation of 'lovely' is a big hit with my patients. ( I can do a full Liam Gallagher if required for comedic purposes, however )

Happy birthday Nora!! What a charming offering. (I've still not had one. What's going on?).

In other news, some unutterable tool on Match who has a moody, half-naked shot as his profile picture and who has a great long list of things he doesn't want in a date, has just winked at me for the second time today. Deluded knobber.

Thank you.

( it's the first one I've had unless you count Talent Show's shy little bobber )

Happy Birthday Nora have some birthday and to erase that image from your mind. Why do they always have really horrid sheets? as if.

Western I have never had one on POF either. Clearly my Death Stare reaches beyond RL. I do just get knobbers and chancers though, only one so far who isn't.

Thank you Juliette I'm going to have and chips and chocolate and a funny film.

This particular penis was preceded by a bunch of nasty purple flowers - good lord, sir, you spoil me with your chivalric gestures !

Purple flowers followed by purple mushroom, ewwww!

Ok what is the collective wisdom on dating a policeman? Not the Met.

I carn't stand horrid sheets. Happy birthday Nora.

Re the whole fwb thing. Everyone to their own but I find that sort of arrangement somewhat demoralizing. It's probably best that you carry on without mentioning other people. I think some of us have said that if a fwb mentions another woman they are chasing they then become history, so it's all spurious or maybe I've just got soft in my old age.

Thank you Wine. I must say I've never had non-professional dealings with a circumcised man.

Juliette , I reckon proceed with caution. ( Some ) dibble are knobbers. I did handle a very nice, very pleasantly filled out, firearms officer at work this week though - mmmmm

re fwb- I think that by definition there is no expectation of exclusivity.

I ended an fwb set up when the bloke wanted me to listen to his woes about another woman he was interested in.
He texted asking if he could come over because he needed someone to talk to, when he told me (via text) what it was about I was furious and stabbed the kitchen table with the knife I happened to be using.

Not furious that there was another woman ( I was also seeing other men) just furious that he thought I'd want to know about it.
Maybe thats irrational? and I'm not claiming that fwb is easy to manage.

Lucky for him he wasnt in my kitchen!

Firearms officers are lovely - well I know one that is. Generally policeman are all knobbers though (with particular ref to the one I went on a date with last year)

Happy birthday kin :) hope, aside from the cock shot, its a good one!

Coming from Essex, I speak as you'd expect. Though I was considered posh at my school because I didn't drop my aitches or say ain't!

Mercury that would really annoy me to. Why some men think this is ok I really don't know. It is a particular habit of some at the beginning of a relationship, I have no idea if they think it impresses because it certainly does not.

What do I look out for in particular with policemen?

I do like a circumcised penis.

Velvet was it you who met the policeman who wanted sex or sent something horrid after the date?

Teeth man was a policeman. He was weird, I felt he was a softy underneath is all, but with a hard shell. He came across a slightly cruel in his sense of humour, and asked a lot of questions needed to be reminded that I wasn't being interrogated!

Thank you Velvet .

Juliette everyone I know who's married a policeman, is now no longer married to one, there have been issues with alcoholism and infidelity in all cases.

(Also idly wondering what's good about a circumcised penis)

And thank you, everyone, I was feeling a bit miserable, you've cheered me up

The one I went on a date with commented after we'd been kissing that I was 'good with my mouth' (ewwww) and that he looked forward to putting it to use elsewhere (double ewww).

Up to that point he'd been quite normal.

Never heard from him again (of course!) so didnt get to see whether he actually was a creep or just a bit cringily over keen.

I had a brief thing with a copper...he suggested outdoor sex in the middle of winter, I went off him pretty quick :o

KinNora Happy Birthday! (You don't look a day over 21)

Teeth was a little creepy, after the knock back, he sent some 'questionable' photos and messaged me some rather disturbing information about his thoughts on me and what he would have liked to do ewww a thousand times

But of course that is just him. He did work for the Met though.

Thankyou Joy Mr R&R does bring lots of much needed happiness into my life. I would love a bolt hole in Devon. I am a clean living country gal

Happy Birthday Kin Plenty of wine will erase the gruesome memory of poor bedding choice

Await your update OWW

Oh yes. I know a very sexy policeman. He does like to put it about though.

Hello joyless!

Happy happy birthday kin!

too much to catch up on! General vibes for successful dates and squishy-hugs for those annoyed by ineffectual internet dating.

Oh, and hello new folk!

Hey joyless! and happy birthday kin

OWW all dressed up and ready to go??