Honey traps leading to kinky fuckery and other dating adventures (No 21)

[KirstyWirsty]

I want to know what Nicholas's tip was ... and the last thread was full!

All the cock pics ive had looked like they need a slot on embarrassing bodies.

I eat everything and id want a similar attitude in a man. One of my exs made me sit in another room to drink coffee as he hated it. but it was ok for him to smoke in front of me all day.

loving it's making me laugh remembering it. As well as fruit & veg we also covered football (see shirt with name comment above), his obsession with Sylvester Stallone, his other obsession with the gym and protein powders, past relationships - or in his case lack thereof...

I suspect I have forgotten half of it due to excessive alcohol consumption :)

One of my exs made me sit in another room to drink coffee as he hated it. but it was ok for him to smoke in front of me all day

hatesponge, he must have a really big cock, cos he sounds like an arse.

Really big cock isn't necessarily good though

I'd say it was fairly average tbh

I think a cock above average is awful, if I had a choice between above or below average I'd take the latter.
Big cock doesn't even fit .

world lol @ the 'stealth' boast about smaller than average vagina :o

Well I am not sure about the smaller than average vagina, as I know only mine, don't know how others are, but I know about cocks and I know what fits and feels good and what not

PM GOT A JOB! PM GOT A JOB!!!!!

champagne! pop!

as you were..... discussing small foofs and huge winkies

snape that's fantastic news

so so happy for him. grinning about this far more than the kinky fuckery. :D

Time to go and celebrate with him :o?

I've been saving a bottle of champagne for this very occasion! phoned home and instructed DD to stick it in the fridge.

[happydance]

Congrats to PM!

I appear to have become Mr PFWB's careers advisor. So much for me using him for sex .

I remember you mentioning that bottle of champagne snape, and what it was for... there was a time that you had something to celebrate, and you didn't drink that champagne on purpose because you were saving it for this

You know what? How happy you are about this shows how much you feel for PM, and how much you love him

You need to do something about it soon. Otherwise I'll find out where he lives, and I'll fucking tell him!

I think the celebratory champagne could be the perfect time to tell him.

It would definitely be how it would happen in the film version :)

Sponge- lol, so much. Booze and sex hormones have a lot to answer for!! If he's not someone you would date, And you want sex, go for it.
Mind you, based on experience I will never date anyone who still lives at home. Mrl also ate nothing, only chips really, wore thin pretty quickly. I've also sent you a pm.

Snape, Hurrah for pm! Celebrate :)
I know It's awkward as hell. But when he asks about the date can.you not say it went ok, but there is someone else you have feelings for.... And see what he says? Just that the big list of positives for the prof, might sound intimidating snd make him Think you really aren't interested.

aah, but I then qualify the 'positives' with 'I'd rather be here. with you'.

film version - go to pick him up for the gym, ring his bell instead of my usual half hearted 'beep-beep/text' to announce that I'm here -deman he lets me in, race up the stairs, fgall into his arms brandishing champagne, huge hug, kiss on lips drag him to bed

real life version - talk about it endlessly on mumsnet. do fuck all.

sponge career advice is Sexxxxay. strong dominant woman. Rrrrr!

Actually your date and a bottle of champagne combined create the perfect opening.

Watches suggestion is a good one. Be honest. Date was nice but not what I want...followed by lots of arm in arm, twisted up knotted champagne drinking on the sofa...

I think we need to start a petition...

I the undersigned declare that snape should declare her feelings for pm by midnight on Friday.

Haunted

But he might not hear the last part. His ears might turn off in a sulk....

I like the film version, you could also try ' I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a guy, asking him to love her'
:)

And cock pics, jeeze. Last year I.considered doing a montage....

oh NO Haunted. I have until either the end of September as per cosmic ordering or until November 5th as per anuvvamuvvas ten point plan.

None of this Friday nonsense, I have a full days travel and tattooing tomorrow and whilst I love PM to death and back, it's Doctor Who day on Saturday, so those emotions have to be stifled until I've had a good chance to perve at Matt Smith.

[/prevaricates]

'career advice is Sexxxxay. strong dominant woman. Rrrrr!'
yep he needs someone to fill mummy's shoes

Indeed mercury. Mrl told me he loves strong women.
He means ones who are going to mother him/ pay for everything/ fill his hot water bottle..