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Honey traps leading to kinky fuckery and other dating adventures (No 21)

999 replies

KirstyWirsty · 29/08/2012 14:32

I want to know what Nicholas's tip was ... and the last thread was full!

OP posts:
Scattylatte · 30/08/2012 23:08

I got a lovely compliment from an man off

Yep, you are the most grounded so far and you will be pleased to learn, do not fall into the diva / arrogant / twat category.

Wow.....I was delighted to hear that....from him....twat. This was after he disappeared for 2 weeks.

Scattylatte · 30/08/2012 23:09

Man off pof. Sorry

Scattylatte · 30/08/2012 23:10

Where you going sponge?

hatesponge · 30/08/2012 23:15

Scatty, How could you keep calm in the face of such an effusive compliment? I particularly love the 'so far..' Hmm.

I've had 2 real shockers over the last week. I was telling Scared of Peas about them. One message said 'Can I spend the night with you. I'd be happy to pay for it' Shock. And the other just said 'do you want sex' I never usually engage but in this case had to reply and say 'not with you thanks' before I blocked him.

I'm off to the seaside with the DSs for a long weekend. Just hoping the weather improves!

MadameOvary · 30/08/2012 23:21

Scared of Peas - Please could we keep that in mind for the next thread title! Grin
I have joined Match Affinity and have been flicking through profiles in a very cavalier fashion, discounting the potatoes and shortarses and those who dont bother putting anything in the profile.
A couple of interesting nibbles so far with men who have hair, height and don't look like deviants. Will see if it progresses to messages and beyond...

Yogagirl17 · 30/08/2012 23:27

Ok, 6'1" man just told me I look hot - is that allowed now that we've exchanged 50 messages?! Grin

MadameOvary · 30/08/2012 23:30

I would say so Yoga Grin

Scattylatte · 30/08/2012 23:34

Yes. Hot is good.
Have a great weekend sponge. Weather is improving they said. Yes the 'so far' got my goat too.
I replied saying I felt wonderful now that I've had that affirmation.
He has replied saying he didn't mean to offend and he will leave it at that.
Lol......get over himself.

On Okc I've been invited to the coast in a van. He said he will pick me up from Bristol airport. Quite why Bristol is beyond me but I've said yes as I know it's just a fantasy and he means not a word.

snapespeare · 31/08/2012 00:08

Oh. Shit.

Lovely evening, might have gone to the pub, might have drunk 5 pints. Might have had detailed conversation about what might work for either of us on OKC. Might have discussed the prof in intimate detail Hmm he suggested to consider going to the cinema with the prof, which I naysayed.

Might have a date - which - is not a - date for tuesday/ Thursday for the cinema. with PM.

Prof back in contact. Meh.

mercury7 · 31/08/2012 00:24

'One message said 'Can I spend the night with you. I'd be happy to pay for it' ' Envy
damn why has no-one offered me money:(
I'm sure the going rate is upwards of £800 for a whole night:o

Lueji · 31/08/2012 01:19

Good point, Mercury.
Sponge, you should have asked how much. Just out of curiosity. Blush

Well, off to bed.
I'm waking up early tomorrow and the night is going to spill over to Saturday. :)

watchoutforthatsnail · 31/08/2012 08:01

Sponge, Have a fab time away. I'm loving the name ' scared of peas' I also wouldn't mind betting you will hear from him again, possibly when hes drunk. But just ignore him This weekend and Have fun.

Snape, But did you say anything about not wanting to date the prof Because you like someone else? What have you said to the prof?

watchoutforthatsnail · 31/08/2012 08:06

Scatty, with compliments like that who needs insults!!!

Quite looking forward to meeting mr dish tomorrow, have an insane amount in common. Plus, along with some bay branches ( lol, hes bringing me actual branches!!!!!! So amusing) hes also bringing some hotel chocolate chocolates.... :)

snapespeare · 31/08/2012 08:26

Mr dish sounds yummy! (see what I did there...?)

No, he caught me off guard by being overly inquisitive about the prof, asking about date as soon as he got in the car. I said date was ok, complained that he was too goodlooking, rich, accomplished, so couldn't work out what he sees in me.. then changed subject. Returned to subject in the pub, said he was probably a bit too kinky for me, I'm not really into someone pissing on me, thanks. Anyway, I don't like change, I like 'this' (that's as close as I'm going to get to any declaration...) spoke about OKC, he's not actively pursuing it until Xmas (me: what, when people get desperate? ) then described his profile (which i now know inside out...) said he'd only found one person who said they would date someone with depression (me! It was me! Idiot!) Told him I don't bother correcting people who assume we're a couple, or it's all I'd do.

Interestingly (...) he suggested the cinema as a good date prospect for the prof & I. I said, rubbish idea, that's for people who have nothing to say to each other. He replied, no, you get to sit in the dark & phemerones are pinging off all over the place, then you get to talk about the film... have you seen Batman yet? Shall we go next week? Shock

Remarked I'd been saving the nice champagne for him getting a job, so we're drinking that post Batman

Plan B in disarray re, look at my tattoo he's away this weekend, so will possibly see the prof on Sunday. Hmm

Still think he views me as 'friend' rather than 'potential wife' I need to change that, not sure how...

Was chatted up in the gym yesterday by HUGE muscley guy. Weird.

watchoutforthatsnail · 31/08/2012 08:51

That sounds good though :) I'm liking the Batman thing, and hes right about cinema dates, plus It's all dark and you can be all hand holdy and leg feely.

Is the prof going to be a fwb maybe?

Yes, mr dish sounds yummy...( Well.done, especially with a hangover)

watchoutforthatsnail · 31/08/2012 08:52

And the chatting up thing, convinced It's because of the sex hormones. Makes people all glowy
:)

snapespeare · 31/08/2012 09:15

I think the prof is in fwb territory as long as he doesn't get territorial. Pm is utterly doing my head in though, we were texting each other until stupid o clock, him teasing me about the prof, me maintaining that 'its complicated' pm telling me not to ditch prof until he's bought us both dinner. Glad I'm away getting tattooed today as a distraction, frankly.

Yogagirl17 · 31/08/2012 09:20

Snape PM LIKES YOU. AS IN LIKES YOU LIKES YOU. HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU SENSELESS TAKE YOU OUT ON A DATE, GET YOUR PHEREMONES PINGING, DRINK CHAMPAGNE WITH YOU... IF HE WERE 6 HE'D BE PULLING YOUR HAIR. (Are the shouty caps helping this get through at all?)

watchoutforthatsnail · 31/08/2012 09:26

Yes, but if you spend tge whole Time talking about dating, and dating other people, then you have to expect that.
( sorry if that sounds mean)

He likes you.

hatesponge · 31/08/2012 09:29

He definitely likes you. And I am never wrong about other people, so it is clearly true :)

How exciting Grin

I am off in about an hour if the boys EVER get out of bed I don't think we have internet access down there so I won't be able to see everyone's updates til Monday :( but good luck to everyone with dates this weekend, esp watch I hope you have a lovely time with Mr Dish :)

I obviously wont have news any of my own, as ScaredofPeas clearly has no intention of contacting me again Hmm I have put on my FB that I'm away, so he will know not of course that he will care.

I do have a date on Monday night, but he's short and can't spell (ScaredofPeas corrected someone for using to when they meant too on FB yesterday, which of course made me like him more) and I don't know if I can be bothered to go. I'll see how I feel over the weekend :)

HauntedLittleLunatic · 31/08/2012 09:32

He was asking about the Prof cos he wants to know what he has to live up to.

He has probably feeling dejected cos you have painted the Prof as so perfect.

You have to be careful or he will think he can't compete.

Take the bloody bull by the horns...

Yogagirl17 · 31/08/2012 09:39

Right snape, here is your plan. You get your tattoo (hope all goes well with that BTW), you go on your DATE with PM, drink the champagne and then spill your guts. No more procrastinating. Deadline is this weekend.

Movingforward123 · 31/08/2012 09:51

snape I'm so excited its all hotting up! Smile what is your tattoo of? And did you say on your leg? I'm thinking of getting one on my hip but not sure if I'm too flabby to get one right now Hmm

Well update from me, it's Friday and sexy next door neighbour hasn't messaged me yet! We said this weekend but didn't say Friday or Saturday! Hmm he is very cool about things. That's probably why I like him Hmm

And on the other hand we have mr intense (the one that offered to do my garden) accidentally slept with him last Saturday and he keeps texting me every two days asking how I am and if I want to meet up again! He is very uncool and clingy!! Probably if he was hardly texting me I would like him Confused

TimeForMeAndDD · 31/08/2012 10:17

Awh Snape, that's lovely! PM is very subtly hitting on you. He is moving in on you. Trust me, this is more than 'just friends', he wants to go to the cinema with you, sit in the dark and sniff your pheromones. Bless him. Things are moving forwards, they are progressing. Hope the tattoo goes well Smile

Sponge have a fab time. I wish I was going to the seaside, I love the coast.

Watch what time are you meeting Mr Dish tomorrow? I will keep a look out for your update. I'm off to town to buy some lovely cosy PJ's and some slipper boots Grin

watchoutforthatsnail · 31/08/2012 10:28

1pm

I will update asap.

Have fun shopping!

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