Weirdest Place You've Had Sex

[thislittlepiggystayedathome]

By a tree off a bridle path! Not too unusual but it was for us!

East bound circle line - not difficult - see above post on the night club. Floaty skirt, removed knickers before got on train, had one of those two seater seats, got on lap, discreetly inserted cock and away we went. All the way to Tower Hill.

I don't think we were terribly discreet though - a lot of people got off and there was some huffing around us. I was nineteen at the time he was considerably older We also had another one on the misery line to Shoeburyness.

in a hammock
on the beach
on a car bonnet
front and back seats or a car
swimming pool
hospital toilet, bowling ally toilet, pub toilet
park
balcony overlooking a golf course
side of a train station stair well
oral on DH while he was driving
not very safe i know

Cricket pitch
Quarry
The sea

Got another one dp insists I share

Train from Victoria, during rush hour, about a month ago, fairly certain person sitting opposite knew what we were doing

In swimming pool changing rooms (in the Alps en France)
On Hamstead Heath in the evening with dog walkers nearby
In Green Park in the afternoon with loads of people around - they must hav known, but we didn't care
On a train in India
On a bus in Egypt (think it was Egypt!)
The sea
Various beaches

In a lift of a nurses home in central London, bloody great!

in school (with a teacher!!!!!)
on a train
In the bum!!
gave a bj to my then bf in a car when my mom and dad were driving
In woods - think people were watching - too busy to care
Various toilets
Train
In a bed when someone next to us was sleeping
Top deck of a bus
B'mouth Beach
Motorway services

Oh yes, on my teacher desk at school. In the evening, I should add, not school time...

In fact, I think I might have done that more than once, with more than one man (not at the same time!).

On a train

Mine was after school - but still loads of kids and teachers around!!

On the plinth of Nelson's Column, behind a lion (Nov 1989)

in a primary school playground in the afternoon (school holidays so no kids around)
oral in a public library
in the university chaplaincy building with my OW
on a river bank in the middle of the afternoon
in the Pacific Ocean
in a river in France
in my ex DP's flatmate's bed
on the floor of a political party's offices in the afternoon
in a car in a lay-by
in some Roman ruins when I was the OM
on top bunk when ex DP and I were leading a church youth group weekend
in ex DP's parents' bed (her sister's knickers were in the bed from the day before when she had been there with her boyfriend ewww)
on a beach (too sandy IMO)
on the floor of a disabled toilet
in my DP's DD's bed
in my DS's bed

Oh dear, it is worse than I thought.

"jizz on a dog"
Nearly spat my coffee..