Weirdest Place You've Had Sex

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By a tree off a bridle path! Not too unusual but it was for us!

Under a bridge that goes over a quiet park. Halfway through, a family came within 10 metres of us and decided to have a picnic.

Not that that stopped us though.

If you are wearing a skirt it just looks like you are sitting on his knee. A combination of big cock and pelvic floor means very little movement may be required for the bloke to orgasm, the only difficult thing to cover up is orgasm face...

And maintaining conversation...

I can't believe no one has picked up on the flagrant abuse of disabled toilets

Dare one of you to mention having sex next time there's a bunfight thread

I conceived DS1 on the back seat of a police car . Luckily DH was the on duty police man who drove me home after a drunken mess do.

Offred, you weren't in Blackpool were you? Cos if you were, we did all notice, we just pretended we didn't .

Sorting room in a charity shop .

On the (flat) roof of the Earls Court Exhibition Centre during The Royal Tournament.

Nope but not far from there, some of the people are my friends still, they definitely didn't notice...

Numerous benches at local country park - day and night and sometimes with people walking nearby

Hay barn
Stable
Beach - with a fisherman about 800yds away
Bus stop
Swimming pool changing room
Sun lounger in Italy
Hotel lift
Mcdonalds car park

Back of my car (fortunatly has blacked out windows) in a farmers field, just as we finished the farmer pulled up next to us, I ducked and left DP to deal with him

Oh and our bedroom in our house before it was ours, the estate agent had to take a call so we were left viewing it by ourselves, he was on the phone in the garden we were trying out the bedroom

Bar toilets.
Club (using method described above)
Sports car w roof down.
Outdoor (various).
Waterfall.

Those were the days .

Oh yeah, and a library. With librarian.

At the age of fifty, in the middle of the woods near where I live, 2 different men, few months apart. Not a remarkable place to have a bit of nookie but to be my age and find out you've got a bit of a thing for outdoor sex and to be brazen enough to engineer a walk with the second bloke to repeat the experience was very risque for me!

I am starting to feel like I have missed a good few places and I am surprised school hasn't come up (i went to a girls school)

Maybe I need to expand my experiences just have to find a willing participant.

In the milking parlour and on the back of a quad bike which was uncomfortable

Train toilet.

I am gonna have to share these places with someone I thinks. See if they would

Wimbledon common!

The side of a hill on Rathlin island. We were almost caught by a family on bikes appearing suddenly. Then we had to sit beside them on the boat back to the mainland.

On a roundabout, up against a filing cabinet at uni, beside a bridge with people walking over (if they didn't see us I will eat my hat), on a boat after we figured a way in (it was dry docked next to a pub), in a bus stop (with cars going past, on a bridge, on a golf course (eighteenth hole) and in a field of tall grass next to a path (I got bittne so much I had an allergic reaction).

Various outdoors ones (woods, alleyway walking home from the pub..we were caught with that one but carried on!)

Swimming pool
National Express bus
Train toilet
In a mosh pit at a gig

various fields, beaches, parks
paris suburban train (saint-lazaire to louveciennnes to be precise )
Quite fancy a night in a tree-house sometime.

i think the circle line eastbound poster is top trumps!

Glass lift overlooking a busy road
Fire engine
Outside in pile of leaves- he looked like a wood god
Against trees
In a river
In the back of a car whilst friends driving in the front - sat on his lap
Stable
Horse lorry
Hot tub
Sauna
Car in broad daylight - lots

"Circle Line, in the rush hour."

HOW?

Also, under a piano during a performance?

HOW?

umm
On a horse
Vaduz castle
In a church