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Weirdest Place You've Had Sex

163 replies

thislittlepiggystayedathome · 03/08/2012 20:41

By a tree off a bridle path! Not too unusual but it was for us!

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bonzo77 · 03/08/2012 22:35

In a hollow tree in redwood national park California, in a lava cave at another national park. In a rowing boat.

droitwichmummy · 03/08/2012 22:36

On the 9th green of a golf course (at night, no-one was playing golf!)

MyLittleMiracles · 03/08/2012 22:52

I can add a few, woods, caravan, cars under a bridge, on a tractor, in a stable, in a hay barn, in the middle of a field [blushes] [blushes] [blushes] all with STBXH toilets in a park. Not full on sex but erm yeah hospital too.

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AmberNectarine · 03/08/2012 23:06

Walk in freezer at a well known supermarket chain. It was -20. He was 17, which explains how he was able to perform, but he had to go home from work early due to frostbite on his hand.

I was 20 at the time and he was ripped. T'was a good summer, though possibly not for the customers of a SW London supermarket...

candyflossisevil · 04/08/2012 00:00

Yep Kern tis true! And like wise! Would of resulted in an instant dismissal had we been caught! Was a long time ago when I was young(er) ( I am now the ripe old age of 27!) and childfree care free.

tethersphotofinish · 04/08/2012 00:07

Up the arse.

headintheclouds · 04/08/2012 00:23

Was waiting for someone to get in with that comment tethersphoto Grin

foofooyeah · 04/08/2012 00:41

behind a tree by the side of the a4
in company boardroom

Pendeen · 04/08/2012 00:47

On Lanyon Quoit.

(It was horribly uncomfortable).

peanutMD · 04/08/2012 00:56

Blackpool pier
B&B games room
Woods behind dp's mums house

all with same person.

TheSadWitch · 04/08/2012 01:18

Women's toilets, Paris Ritz. Would have done it hanging on to the brass swan taps if I could have locked the entrance door!

TheLaineyWayIsEssex · 04/08/2012 01:20

Tube - it was stuck between ealing broadway & Acton ...

Margerykemp · 04/08/2012 01:26

Hotel roof, hotel staircase, beach, all one v good night

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 04/08/2012 01:58

Under a piano.
On a stage.
During a performance.

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sashh · 04/08/2012 07:36

Staircase
a field
in a car lots - lived at home until 21, with strict parents
on a pool table - suprisingly comfy
On an ants nest - we didn't realise, we just thought it was part of the beach, then realised we were covered in ants.

TDada · 04/08/2012 07:53

Punt in Cambridge is the best!

Bossybritches22 · 04/08/2012 07:59

Surgeons table on HMS Belfast! Grin

TDada · 04/08/2012 08:01

Hms Belfast...crikey

TDada · 04/08/2012 08:02

In a college library whilst everyone was studying for their finals

Offred · 04/08/2012 08:10

Not weird I suppose, maybe a bit disgusting for them, in a nightclub sitting at a table with other people. No-one noticed...

Apart from that: bus, trampoline, theatre, woods, roundabout, building site, many toilets, hallway of an empty house etc

EmilieFloge · 04/08/2012 08:11

well we tried it on a bench, in a field in the snow once. That was really uncomfortable. We didn't quite manage it. It was rather a narrow bench with no backrest, or anything. It was quite dark as well.

I think we were either stupid or desperate.
seem to have done it in the back or front of a few cars as well...and falling out of cars...and in a lot of orchards in the middle of the night, in the rain, and that sort of thing. It was interesting at least, I also lost my virginity to him, 12 years ago, and we still get it on once in a while. Smile

TDada · 04/08/2012 08:19

Plse describe in detail how you could sit at night club table with people and them not notice

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