Things you'd like to say to your ex

[dictionarydiva]

Hello one and all

I am a bit new here but I'm really enjoying the site. This is my first topic, so be gentle with me

I have searched and can't find a thread like this, so I am starting it. I know we have the red flags, but this is more about all the things bursting to come out of you!

So... my question is, if you ran into your absolute tool of an ex that you don't normally have contact with, unexpectedly, what would you REALLY like to say to them?

Mine would be this:

"You are a short man with very few hairs on his head. It is no longer 1996. You are not in This Life. Get some normal middle aged man glasses and some dignity. Oh, and move back to where you jolly well came from!"

come on, unleash it!

P.S this was inspired by running in to my ridiculous ex boyfriend on the train this morning. In reality, I was very polite.

Leaving you was the best thing I ever did. I just wish I'd done it sooner.

Oh and besides being a nasty lying arsehole, you were by far the most boring unfun person I have ever known... See ya

The grass wasn't greener was it?

Wanting bog roll in the house.
Wanting to spend more than 3 mins in the shower without having you come in and shouting at me.
expecting to get out of said shower without all the lights going out and nearly slipping over and breaking my neck where youve been too tight to pay for electric
Ditto storing ice cream in your freezer which then melts for the same reason.
Expecting to take a present to your brothers 40th but you refusing to buy one even though i offered to go halves you tightarse.
Not being expected to sit on broken glass when the car got broken into because you were too tight to go halves on a cab.
NONE of these things make me a gold digger you financially abusive tight fucking bastard!

You are an abusive arsehole, and you have been divorced twice (not once as you told me!), so I'm sure that fact has been spelled out to you before. You are an angry mysogynist who blames all of your (imagined) problems on the women in your life - me, the exW, your mother, and your lovely daughters. You hate life and people, and you suck all the joy out of living. You only had your young daughters because you realised that you were getting old, and that in the future, you would have noone to show you love and affection. You are an emotional vampire who sucks the joy out of other people because you are not a happy person.

GROW THE FUCK UP!!! You are 50 and act like an entitled child who hasn't gotten what they want. FUCK ME!!! The world doesn't exist to satisfy YOU!!! Women weren't put on this earth to satisfy YOU!!!!!

The last time I saw you, you tried to turn something nice I was going to do for you into the "You don't care about me" game again, and I'd fucking had enough of that bullshit!!! I gave you the death stare, and you said "I know that look"' Yeah, it was the look of resolve to never have YOU in my life again!!!

I see that you are on the dating site where we met again. Your poor daughters have to grow up with that sort of abusive twunt in their lives..... I feel sorry for your next VICTIM!!!!!

Wow, that does feel good!

you are an abusive little twat who deserves nothing more than what you have because you contribute nothing to this world you complete waste of skin. you will one day realise YOU are the reason nobody likes you its not them its all you and as ALWAYS been you...yes you may be goodlooking but guess what your personality is the ugliest thing i know. i hope your cock rots off before you meet another woman

your french/flat cap looks ridiculus. you were born in the 80s so get some better tunes rather than blasting out the stuff your parents listened to. you never wore the colour pink as you beleived men shouldnt or shirts, so stop pretending your someone else wearing your pink shirts. you clearly cant be without a women, since youve been in rel since you were 16 continually. you are a liar and manipulator, whilst i felt guilty about asking you to go because of YOUR bad behaviour and tried to help you set up home, you were shagging your new women on the sheets i bought and i was still doing your washing oblivious. I couldnt give a shit about your wham bam wedding, not many people can say theyve been engaged to two different people in the space of a year-stylish. i also dont give a shit about what outfits our children will be wearing or any other detail about it. im pretty sure you met her before we split, shortly after the birth of our 3rd child, obviously you will never admit this but it all makes sense in the speed you got together after we split. tell your wife to be to stop trying to be our childrens mum, we may not be together but WE are the parents...sorry(sarc) you cant get her pregnant....but the vasectomy was 100% your choice and decision.they will never be HER children. finally, whenever i get wistful and sad about our broken family i only need to think of the time you lubed up with butter and used a vibrater up your bum and i shudder and realise im way better off without you :D

Go and be happy. I forgive (but can't forget). Be a good father before it's too late

Thank you for our beautiful, talented, funny, mildly hypochondriac, gorgeous daughter.

Thank you for teaching me confidence and self-assurance.

I'm so sorry you never made it in the music business and I wish better for you - shagging various women does not make you a rock star. I wish you could get help for your drinking.

I have forgiven you for hitting me and I hope one day our daughter will find the peace of doing the same for your disgusting behaviour and violence towards her.

I am deeply grateful to myself for making sure I no longer have to cope with you, apologise for you or deal with you. I am proud of our daughter for making that decision herself. I am so sad that you couldn't even manage to provide voluntarily for her small needs or fulfill her modest little hopes.

We were happy for a while and I did love you very much. Now I'm just sorry for you, but more sorry for your wonderful, gentle mother who died disappointed in you. I hope she never knew the worst of it.

I am not fat. Not even now, and certainly not 22 years ago. I was a glowingly gorgeous woman endowed with magnificent breasts and I really cannot imagine what I was doing with a total loser like you.

I had this opportunity.

I asked for a large black coffee and a chocolate muffin.

I walked away happy.

I only have on Ex and he was nice just boring, so I'd just like to say

" I hope you found the girl for you and that your happy and have DCs of your own".

you know when you came and referred to us as a; 'mayonnaise sandwich'? well I've discussed this at length with all our mutual friends

BANG YOUR DEAD LOL LOL LOL

As I blow the end of the still smoking gun :))))

the queen i may need to steal that gun :)

I miss you.
I miss you and your family.
Every day I wonder what our lives would've turned out like had I not had the guts to not marry you.
I hope you're happy.

Wow, that feels like quite a release!

Wow this is awesome
I'd tell my exh of 10 years.....
Your no dad of the year believe me, buying Dd's affections might work now she is is 5 but soon she will realise your work comes before anything just like I did
That your cock actually stinks which is why I never put my mouth anywhere near it
It's bent and has far too much foreskin
(actually makes me feel sick writing that)
Your shit in bed, and apologising for being selfish every time doesn't make it alright
Your a full blown liar and I hope your new fiancé realises it before she actually makes the same mistake as I did you absolute dick !!
Oh and as for saying noone would ever want me again.. Screw you im married with another dd on the way so who's laughing now me !!!
Yayyyyyy although tbh its nothin I didn't say to his face haha

With ex2 I'd probably just say "Hi" to. I know what she's like and no matter what I really said would get twisted. What I'd like to say though is: "You know how I said I didn't want to ever get married to anyone. I was wrong. Turns out it was just you!"

With my first ex we still have regular contact cos we had 2 kids together but the main thing I'd love to say to her is "Do you realise the way you treat our daughter is driving her away and she doesn't really want to come to see you anymore and only comes out of duty."

"You haven't aged well, have you ?"

"You were shit at cunnilingus"

"Don't you look like your dad?"

"Still chasing the naive, young ones are you ?"

"Did you ever get that letter from the Clap Clinic ? It would be a pity if you succumbed to syphilis-related dementia at this late stage"

"fuck me, you didn't age well did you?"

and I didn't even read the comments above before I said that!!

Ex 1 - "Well you haven't changed, have you?" - (am sure this would be the case anyway)

Ex 2 - " Yes I did fake. Every time. It seemed the polite thing to do."

for the record, I did not give my ex a STD