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Would you continue seeing a guy if he had no ....

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ChickenSkin · 10/04/2012 12:39

Willy? Say you really, really liked him and could imagine a future together, everything else was perfect apart from this one problem. Would you continue?

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Solo · 10/04/2012 13:25

Ionysis how do you back off once you've got to the naked point without laughing causing offence? I was married to Mr Minute Willy. Not much fun really and I'd not like to go there again, so how do you back off once you've got to the stage of seeing it for the first time?

ionysis · 10/04/2012 13:31

Oh you can't :(

You have to go through with it or it would be impolite. Grin and bear it and make your excuses a few days / weeks later (its not you r small penis, its me etc.)

puds11 · 10/04/2012 13:38

I havnt been that unlucky, but i genuinely would say that im not going to waste my time. Harsh, but thats 5mins i'll never get back

ionysis · 10/04/2012 13:39

It's actually not as disappointing as "jackhammer sex guy" who might even have a DECENT size penis but hasn't any clue how to use it and thinks pile-driving you into the bed with an unvaried fast and furious rhythm having completely ignored your clitoris shows "passion".

Or "unreliable erection man" who initially lulls you into a false sense of security before disappointing at the most inopportune moment ("Honestly! Its never happened to me before!").

Or the worst of all "Knob cheese Ned". All appears normal until he guides your head south and the scent of stale ammonia and subsequent gagging reflex indicates danger ahead.

Helltotheno · 10/04/2012 13:40

This type of thread annoys the hell out of me. Women are the first to be up in arms when a man dare make a comment about their size, the weight they've gained etc. A lot of you are coming across mucho superficial and that's a lot less of an attractive trait than a small willy.. Angry

ionysis · 10/04/2012 13:44

Sense of humour bypass HTTN?

Houseofplain · 10/04/2012 13:44

Good job men don't get put off by wizard sleeves, messed up fanjos, droopy post baby boobs, saggy skin and stretch marks then.

Just imaging the outrage if a male poster started a thread. Fellas could you go out with a woman like the channel tunnel, who has been a bit mashed up after child birth Hmm

I'm sure you are all perfect. Fwiw no it wouldn't bother me, luckily I don't have that problem.

cuteboots · 10/04/2012 13:45

Ionysis- Sat here eating my lunch and giggling so loudly all the people sat near me are now looking at me! hee hee hee.

ZacharyQuack · 10/04/2012 13:48

A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it's a miracle!

Helltotheno · 10/04/2012 13:48

Oh and by the way, if any of your sons happen to have small willies and this is the way they're being talked about by women, hopefully you'll all still be doing the girly giggles...

hariboegg · 10/04/2012 13:49

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cuteboots · 10/04/2012 13:49

houseofplain- Are you per chance a man as you are a little bit defensive and I think this thread is just meant to be a bit of a larf

Houseofplain · 10/04/2012 13:51

No, I'm a female, married to a man whose penis size is normal. So why am I a man. Is it because I called out the glaring hypocrisy of the thread. I agree with no, shallowness is an ugly trait. No, I'm not ugly either before that one gets trotted out.

Helltotheno · 10/04/2012 13:51

Ya hilarious

puds11 · 10/04/2012 13:51

Actually houseofplain my male friends like to make jokes about me, infornt of me, with groups of people, about how i must be ruined after having had a baby, how my boobs must ruined after having breast fed.
So i dont feel guilty about what ive said. I dont care about any other physical features, but yes penis size is important to me so why the fuck should i come on here and lie about?
I dont take the mick out of people in public saying they must have a small willy etc. but people think its ok to make jokes about how i must look after having a baby. Thats the lovely, kind men you are defending.
People are having a laugh, get over it.
FWIW i absolutely do not think im perfect.

cuteboots · 10/04/2012 13:52

hellototheno-Are you having a bad day?

JustHecate · 10/04/2012 13:53

do me a favour, drop the "all" stuff. I don't much care for being lumped in for a mass criticism when I am saying something entirely different.

noddyholder · 10/04/2012 13:53

What a dreadful thread.School holidays?

Houseofplain · 10/04/2012 13:53

People just can't stand to be called out on hypocrisy. No. Women at their finest. Wonder how many are single Hmm

hariboegg · 10/04/2012 13:54

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puds11 · 10/04/2012 13:55

Well im not single and my DP has a massive willy so im happy!
Also have a daughter, so a small willied son is not a problem i have to contend with.
Try to lighten up one day

cuteboots · 10/04/2012 13:55

houseofplain-Im not for one moment saying your are ugly but you are taking this whole thing a bit too seriously.

puds11 · 10/04/2012 13:56

i think average size is 5.5-6 inches hariboeeg

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