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Adams, congrats
So, my three most embarassing vibrator stories :)
In chronalogical order - the first aged approx 19/20.
Still living at home, with my dad and step mother and her children. The evil step mother, not liking me had chosen my bedroom to be on the ground floor of a 4 story house, in what used to be the coal bunker, damp, dark and only entered via several rooms... It was late, the rest of the family were several floors up. I was having phone sex, with my boyfriend, being in the army, we didnt see each other a lot. I was enjoying it, as you do...... rather loudly probably, because suddenrly my dressing gown glad dad burst into my bedroom shouting ' what is wrong, do you need an ambulance!!' time stood still, absolute silence broken only by the sound of a loudly buzzing vibrator and my boyfriends hysterical laughter on the other end of the phone. I screamed for my dad to get out, who, bless him was obviuosly just totally confused and stood glued to the spot as i again shouted for him to get out, pulling my coveres up around me.. causing my vibrator to fall onto the floor.....
Coudlnt look him in the eye for weeks!!!!!
The second incident ( of many, it has to be said) was when i moved from the UK to germany. Work had persuaded me to pack my ' personnal items' myself, and not let the packers do it. The helpful people had even saved me some boxes from the office. Off i go home, pack the boxes with vibrators and other such things and think nothing of it. It is only when the removal men come and start loading up the van that i realise what has happened, because the work people, knowing me, and knowing i would find it funny, had written ' VIBRATORS' all over one side of the box, the sides that i had carried not facing me. They had also done some lovely penis drawings. And i just hadnt noticed, somehow i packed the boxes with that side away from me, and they got stacked up aganist a wall and wsnt noticed. SO, i nearly died laughing when the removal men were carrying them, well, so did they. funny all round.
kudos to my work collegues for a genius plan.
The third one was when i was moving back from germany to the uk, my stuff had been in storage for a few weeks and my family were helping me unpack and set up. My dad and brother were upstairs building my bed, settig up the tv etc... and i was downstairs doing the kitchen with my sister. They called down to ask if i knew were some vital bed bits were, i shout up they were in a box in the bottom onf the wardrobe, but to avoid the ones on the shelf. They only heard that part. My brother says, for as long as he lives he will never forget my dads face as he opened this box, expecting bed bits, only to find a pleatora of vibrators and sex toys. hahahahahahahahahaaha
Luckily i find the whole thing hysterically funny, and noone is surprised.
:)