Im new here and just wondering.....

[Cantthinkofafunnynickname]

Am I the only bi-mum on here?

Not even itchy unts

Ahh, itches, unts, ollocks, and ucks, (not ducks, SayCool, calm down)

it is because they are billy sastards?

it is because they are billy sastards?

so funny I said it twice

Ducks???!

oh no, now you're in for it... Duck-fucking, here we go

Hello, can't - hope you find some likeminded people on here to discuss your issues with, as well as having a general good time with the rather strange people on this thread!

thx Thumb - hope there are some like minded people - although my inbox is empty at the moment!!!!

What do you mean MitAzonSnowMoo? its not a stupid idea, its a wonderful name!

And I'm not planning to call you that anyway at all. Nooo not me. never.

oh pissing fuck, who is VS?? Won't somebody take pity on me and PM me with whatever the fuck you're all talking about and can't mention openly on the thread cos it'll get it deleted? Thank you kindly :)

Someone pm thumbwitch before she has an ucking hissy and calls us all itchy unts.

I don't know what anyone is on about but I think that may be a good thing

Pag, ignorance is bliss

ignore me Paggers

I could never ignore you Pinot. Plus I weirdly like it when people call me paggers. I think it sounds all Malory towers.

Barf !

Look what you've done now !

OH. MY. GOD.

She's gone LOWER CASE!!!!

Someone hide me before chaos sees

[scared]

Who were you anyway, wormy garden? PM me please.

Am I back to caps now?

Phew!

Much better.

Eh, dont knock lower case.

I look weird with caps!

lissielou - you, crazynanna and usual are the only exceptions allowed