Im new here and just wondering.....

[Cantthinkofafunnynickname]

Am I the only bi-mum on here?

Evenin' my stalker lover [wunk]

I'll have you know that I am exceptional at secrets.

And I'm really glad you're back :)

who is back where?

don't forget you have to tewll me all secrets Pinot. You promised.

Oh yeah. OK then

I thought you meant Bi Polar.

you all scared the new person!

YY, Pinot. Spillage.

Did y'all scare off the OP? Meanies.

I was lovely to the OP

I was a bit befuddled with word-slutting but I was lovely.

You were Pinot, you were very kind and welcoming.

they don't call me dull for nuffink

Oi, dem's mah pearls.

did you used to send fake mnhq emails and be sock muppet
you wrote fake mnhq emails sent to all your pals reassure them you not a headbanger. til it all went tits up?

Eh??

Eh?

I think there might be some sticks left lying around and wrong ends are being got ...

Too many threads.

I can't cope.

Someone pass the wine.

Erm I should say, if the stab is being taken about who I am, I am a very low key, non controversial nc- er. I think I know who sm is referring to and it's not me, I'm no-one really, and sm I am neither tall in stature nor royal, nor a sock muppet or puppet of any kind, ever.

If you weren't speculating about this then, ok, I may have to disappear and name change again

what beertricks said.

I am lorst.

Some fucker send me a PM please. And I'll have a glass of please.

I know beer, I'm just a bit concerned about being mistaken for anyone who I not, and then being tarred with that brush.