Im new here and just wondering.....

[Cantthinkofafunnynickname]

Am I the only bi-mum on here?

Is there a section for people with a complete inability to type what they mean for Pinot ?

I need a lie down.

I blame it on thw Diet Of Doom? - making me all tizzy.

SayCool you're needed in the lair to savage Sue's garage bastard man

and me

Welcome Can'tthinkofafunnyname

welcome to mn!
ignore the idiots.

pinot -love word -slut

thw = the

FFS!

mmmmm biscuit

Are you allowed biscuits on that diet then P ?

ill eat it - Im single so dont have to diet for any1 :)

no. am not. shhhhhhhhh.

Would you like some of my fat-free, carb-free, taste-free soup, Cant? No, me neither.

thank you

ok you will really hate me now - Im a size 8-10 and cant put on weight whetever I try

Oh and it's actually "dense" not "dence" Pinot darling.

Oh gawd SayCool you're right. Guess that is the epitome of dense then

I can't talk to Cant anymore - my envy is seeping out of every pore.

Adiéu.

I suppose I meant that it doesn't matter what your sexuality is, MN is a broad site and everybody is welcome.
Yes there is a topic for bi/gay mothers, there's topics for everything here.
You will be welcomed wherever you want to post.

I fink you're gawgeous.

did epitome and adieú help renege my dense-ness ??

sorry!!:(

Ill go

gone

Surely it's densicity

Densilescence?

Densosity?

Don't go, Can't, we're all just well jel of your inability to gain weight while I just have to THINK about a chocolate matchmaker and it adds 2 pounds to my arse.

Yes, OP. No problem with your sexuality, but you'll get a good flaming for stealth-boasting about being thin.
Welcome to to MN btw.

I'm also 8/10 Pinot.
Does that mean you hate me too ?

Shit Pinot. You scared away the newbie.

Loved the poncey accent on "adieu" btw.

Sozzers skinny beeatch newbie.

LadyBE you know I luffs you

Mardy would you like some soup? Flavour-free?

Ooh what a lovely thread, thank you Cant you've brought together a few of my MN faves here, so nice to see them all, - Happy New Year