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Im new here and just wondering.....

219 replies

Cantthinkofafunnynickname · 05/01/2012 14:37

Am I the only bi-mum on here?

OP posts:
SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/01/2012 17:48
MardyBra · 05/01/2012 17:48

Pinot - I've joined the Paul McKenna thread. I am kidding myself I can eat what I like as long as I subject myself to his nauseating trances every so often.

MardyBra · 05/01/2012 17:50

Come back Can't

crazynanna · 05/01/2012 17:50

Im a 16 to 1 8 myself

Pinot · 05/01/2012 17:53

Cant commmmmeeeeee baccccckkkkkk

I blame crazynanna

Mardy - does it work? Does it involve disgusting soup?

Pinot · 05/01/2012 17:54

i luffs you crazy

crazynanna · 05/01/2012 17:54

Hmm but I just got 'ere!
Was it my fab pointy tits? Did they scare her ...they scare me sometimes

crazynanna · 05/01/2012 17:54

Smile I luff you too Pinot

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 05/01/2012 17:55

Happy New Year EatWorms :)

MardyBra · 05/01/2012 17:57

Pinot. Some people on the thread have lots loads

Link here

It's about re-educating your body to eat when hungry rather than troughing everything in sight. So no disgusting soup.

Apologies for the hijack.

Yes crazynanna is usually to blame for most things, but she can't help it. It's her peri hormones.

OffDownTheGardenToEatWorms · 05/01/2012 17:57

Phew, thank you SayCool, I just remembered I've namechanged so no-one knows who the fuck I am anymore... Blush

< yes, Wormy, that's why you were being ignored Hmm >

crazynanna · 05/01/2012 17:57

No Mardy it's my fab pointy perky tits Wink

MardyBra · 05/01/2012 17:57

LOST loads

MardyBra · 05/01/2012 17:58

Who are you wormy?

catsrus · 05/01/2012 17:58

bugger - got pebbles! didn't buy them though, no twigs the dogs chewed them all up very tacky of course Grin

OffDownTheGardenToEatWorms · 05/01/2012 18:03

Not tellin' Mardy you'll have to get to know me all over again Wink

LadyBeagleEyes · 05/01/2012 18:04

So has cant really gone then?

Pinot · 05/01/2012 18:05

wormy.....?

MardyBra · 05/01/2012 18:05

Not sure I can be arsed wormy.

Pinot · 05/01/2012 18:05

did you used to have lots of fffff's?

MardyBra · 05/01/2012 18:08

"did you used to have lots of fffff's?"

eh? Confused

OffDownTheGardenToEatWorms · 05/01/2012 18:08

That is so like you Mardy Grin

No, Pinot not me.

(didn't mean to hijack the thread with 'guess who Wormy was' game)

MardyBra · 05/01/2012 18:09

Did you have a name which I found hard to shorten?

LadyBeagleEyes · 05/01/2012 18:09

Were you Mitmoo?

Pinot · 05/01/2012 18:11

I thought maybe the fooffy one. I'm sure I've seen that phrase/name used recently. I's making my brain hurt working it out.