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Internet love rat...revenge tips please?!

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 10:49

Been seeing a guy three months... turns out he is running no less than 8 other women , I have their email addresses.he doesnt yet know that I know..we just got back from a minibreak abroad..and he has booked a similar break with one of the others the same time as he booked our flights..he has sent some of them pictures that he took when we were together..scenery..im shattered..but coldly furious..cant sleep/eat

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 19:46

He's very good at this...I'm hard to fool generally..his trick is wit and self deprecation.. he's as funny as sean lock

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Bogeyface · 04/08/2011 20:11

So, not very funny at all then? Wink :o

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 20:21

LOL!..Sean Lock's a god

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fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 04/08/2011 20:23

You could PM us all your new email address and we could all email you with sexy email addresses, and then you could use those email addresses in your forwarding email so he wonders who the actual bastard fuck all these random "horny4ubabe" women are

Memoo · 04/08/2011 20:28

Am I missing something? Confused

Bogeyface · 04/08/2011 20:33

Yes he is funny but me saying "oh he sounds fabulous" wouldnt have worked here would it?! :o

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 20:41

LMFAO!!!!!! omg..I knew Mn would cheer me up... dies laughing..go fer it..spam his porno arse into oblivion!!...

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 20:55

He keeps calling..think ignoring him is wrecking his evening schedule..he must have us lined up..

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LittleHousebytheRiver · 04/08/2011 21:11

Well done for not picking up littleblue

I am spending the evening ignoring my latest internet disaster contact who admits he is desperate, wants a woman to "inspire him" (to get a job and earn his keep) and to give him a home fund his hobby and listen to him prattle on about how hard done by he is while he lives in his mother's spare room and waits to inherit.

Why am I not strangely charmed?? Because the ladies of MN have made me strong!!

Sadly the last victim girlfriend he made (who didn't have the benefit of MN) used to follow him with a dictaphone recording his words of wisdom because he had "three books in him" and she was going to write them. He should never have dumped her!

I am telling you this to divert you, remind you of the horrors of the internet and stop you picking the phone up. We are MUCH more interesting than he is!

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 21:21

Funny..this one lives in his dads spare room..and has two books unwritten..but not a dictaphone in sight I assure you.. :)
I'm sitting here smiling despite feeling so wretched..I was a rock for him with his addiction problems..he sucked it up..used it..and schmoozed other women..he seems very focused on maintaining his collection..and adding to it,hes created a whole new dating profile on the site we met on.

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Bogeyface · 04/08/2011 21:30

I have been sat here musing and have now come the conclusion that he must have one of those autodailers. You know when you get a spammy phonecall and the line goes dead because they have dialled 6 numbers and someone else picked up first? And it is connected to his PC that throws up the details of whoever answers so...

"Hello?"

"Hi.......Alisonno2, [shit]...... Alison how are you?"

"i'm great, I am so glad you rang, I just booked that break you wanted"

"great so we are going to.....[tappy tappy on keyboard]........egypt then?"

"Egypt? No, you said you wanted to go to paris!"

"Shit, [whispers] egypt was Sarah........ my system froze......sorry Sarah....jane....Alison, can I ring you back?!"

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HerHissyness · 04/08/2011 22:15

LittleHouse "Sadly the last victim girlfriend he made (who didn't have the benefit of MN) used to follow him with a dictaphone recording his words of wisdom because he had "three books in him" and she was going to write them. He should never have dumped her! "

Oh, what a PRIZE!

followed him around with a dictaphone? Oh my word... best laugh I've had in ages! Who and WTF ARE these people, for crying out loud? Grin

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 22:35

if you cc an email to add folk in..do you just leave a space..???

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HerHissyness · 04/08/2011 22:38

yes, usually a ; then a space and the next name.

good suggestion to add in your own name, so you are as blameless as the rest!

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 23:10

I've done it...

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HerHissyness · 04/08/2011 23:11

Oooh, marks place.... can't wait for this!!!

well done!

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 23:13

he's not gonna be a happy little pervert....

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Bogeyface · 04/08/2011 23:31

You do know that you have now caused us all to have a sleepless night from wondering what will happen next?!

Apart from his phone going into meltdown, that is a given!

Actually, thinking about it, you should ring him and be either confused and upset or seriously pissed off and angry at this email that you have received. If you dont and all the others have then he will immediately suspect you of sending it.

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 23:33

oh i know...lol will keep you posted

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GeekLove · 04/08/2011 23:37

Would there actually be anyone here who'd be up for mailbombing. Now THAT would be funny.

The penguins are restless...

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 23:40

sounds like penguin flavoured spam..lol

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Littleblue · 04/08/2011 23:43

oooh the shits hitting the fan... rubs hands

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Bogeyface · 04/08/2011 23:55

Well come on!!! DETAILS please!

HerHissyness · 05/08/2011 00:24

Oi, littlebird.... SPILL!!

Gah! Sleep is for the WEAK..... Sleep is for the WEAK..... Sleep is for the WEAK.....