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Does anyone know of any single blokes in their 40's?

338 replies

katkitya · 17/06/2011 23:56

Cos me and my mates are sick of staying in gossiping and drinking wine on a Friday night. Why does there seem to be more single women then men?? Smile

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hobbgoblin · 18/06/2011 15:28
letitlie · 18/06/2011 15:32

Pan? Hobbgoblin?? Sweeeeeet!!!!!!! Grin

Kewcumber · 18/06/2011 15:35

I should state for the record that my profile pic has been up a while and not thrown up hastily on discovering that Chris is a bit of a dish quite presentable.
And I am too old for any of you!

MuthaHubbard · 18/06/2011 15:46

pan and hobbgoblin sitting in a tree.....Grin

kew you are lovely and your little boy is delicious

hobbgoblin · 18/06/2011 15:53

I can't pester pan for a pic now can I? Confused

garlicnutter · 18/06/2011 15:56

I bid for Moodykat's Dad.

I offer: my brother. Mid-fifties, but definitely not ready for slippers. Absurdly good-looking, fit, has great style and already supplied with an army of adult offspring. Very intelligent, good fun, adventurous, earns mega-bucks. Soon to be divorced - she actually is crazy, though delightful in small doses; he's not lying!

He's congenitally unfaithful, though.

Kewcumber · 18/06/2011 16:21

He is divine isn't he! If I were into women I'd be fine as he's a bit of a babe magnet!

letitlie · 18/06/2011 16:23

garlicnutter you were doing a ggod sales pitch until the last line - such a dealbreaker!!

hobbgoblin just PM him and chat away! Smile

AwesomePan · 18/06/2011 16:44

pic? I only have one on this machine of me alone, but from when I had my head shaved last year!! dd reckons I look like a bank robber.

hobbgoblin · 18/06/2011 16:50

Pan you are bald? (dies and goes to heaven)

garlicnutter · 18/06/2011 16:53

letit - only fair! I've tried telling him not to get married again UNLESS it's a proper open marriage ... think that limits his options quite drastically, though Wink

AwesomePan · 18/06/2011 16:54

Noo!! I exercise a lot ( swiming, running, biking,weights) and was getting fed up of having sweaty hair all over the place, so it all came off!! the piccy is from a party when caught off guard, so looks little like me. As I don't rob banks.Grin

garlicnutter · 18/06/2011 16:58

You have to upload it ...

letitlie · 18/06/2011 17:00

garlic I'm with you, upload please :)

AwesomePan · 18/06/2011 17:06

ok - will try to work it out. No idea where to begin.

but I'm supposed to be pimping my buddies across the internet!!

MuthaHubbard · 18/06/2011 17:11

if you can't pimp yourself, how can you learn to pimp others? Grin

EggyAllenPoe · 18/06/2011 17:14

i wanted there to be a MN dating site!

i have on offer: single brother age 31. own teeth, receding but still raffishly dark haired and looks a bit like a white Chris Tucker. he likes travel and currently lives in Poland. he also likes: sarcasm, drunkery, science and rap music. He speaks many languages badly, but mandarin well.

according to a housemate who shagged him he was very good in bed. i wish she hadn't told me that..>vom<

he usually goes for short dark super-intelligent women... i think if you had young children from another relationship he'd probably run a mile. i think if you were another early-30's looking to TTC ..(but didn't mention the last bit)

if you are willing to employ a cleaner, he may not drive you mad as a husband.

letitlie · 18/06/2011 17:22

Pan My mumsnet, update your profile to public and then add photos to gallery, simples!! :)

BelleDameSansMerci · 18/06/2011 19:07

pag come back! I'm ghastly - hook me up with your friend Smile

katkitya · 18/06/2011 19:29

Can't we sort something out on here?

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AwesomePan · 18/06/2011 19:37

done. with a couple of photos of my stone-work creation in the garden that I really like.

aaaanyways, any takers for my highly eligible friends??

who has the spreadsheet??

MuthaHubbard · 18/06/2011 20:12

i may be in the market for eligible friends.....though i'm shallow and would need to see photos

boxingHelena · 18/06/2011 20:28

Snorbs I will have you...and when you get a job you can dump me for a 20 something - no hard feelings, promised Grin

TimeForMeIsFree · 18/06/2011 20:28

Please may I join? I'm in the market for anything eligible! As long as he is tall(ish) handsome(ish) and below pension age then am in! Grin

cece · 18/06/2011 20:33

My BIL is single and 41 but I am not sure I would recommend him...

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