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Strap ons?!

82 replies

TimeForACHEEKYWineOrTheBottle · 31/01/2011 23:41

Would you wear one if you DH/OH/DP asked you to?

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KikiJane · 31/01/2011 23:42

I do.

TimeForACHEEKYWineOrTheBottle · 31/01/2011 23:49

You do :| how do you feel?

Ok ok. My DH keep hinting that he wouldnt mind it, but im abit ........ :S about it.

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KikiJane · 31/01/2011 23:51

I absolutely love it! Honestly. But I get that it's not for everyone and there's always a bit of giggling because let's face it, it looks ridiculous!

I'm happy to give more info on the logistics if you want, but am wary of TMI! Also, it's past my bedtime...

AnyFucker · 31/01/2011 23:56

please share the details by pm, ladies

< boring old fart emoticon >

too many trolls round here recently who like to sniff out all the juicy details...

KikiJane · 31/01/2011 23:57

Well yes. I wasn't planning on going into the ins and outs (fnar) right here, obviously.

TimeForACHEEKYWineOrTheBottle · 01/02/2011 00:02

yes pm me. DH is deperate to do it but im quite shy when it comes to the bedroom dept.....

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AnyFucker · 01/02/2011 00:04

thanks goodness for that

there are some weird men who hang around threads like these....

you know who you are pascoe

TimeForACHEEKYWineOrTheBottle · 01/02/2011 00:07

Grin @ AF

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TimeForACHEEKYWineOrTheBottle · 01/02/2011 00:07

FNAR??????? whats that mean!?

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AnyFucker · 01/02/2011 00:08

fnar fnar

it's like arf arf

a sarky little laugh, but meant well IYSWIM

batman47555 · 01/02/2011 11:02

only a small one first time!!!! but would love to try

TimeForACHEEKYWineOrTheBottle · 01/02/2011 11:08

AF - Arr i get it nah!! Thanks

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AnyFucker · 01/02/2011 15:23

batman, fancy seeing you here

but then...so am I Grin

I nearly put a strikeout out through your name, but I thought nah give the guy a break

if you want to hunt out all the sex threads to knock out out to have a quiet read of, who am I to criticise Wink

batman47555 · 01/02/2011 15:31

well you do it and cos your or girl (or thats what you ticked when joining!!) you get away with it lol
thanks for the softer approach
its nice to see you too (grin)

AnyFucker · 01/02/2011 15:37

batman, I have decided we are having a truce

you can be my pet perve

batman47555 · 01/02/2011 15:49

thanks AF look on me as an agony uncle!
myself and curioussub are good buddies now thanks to MN we will probably never meet but have regular PMs

AnyFucker · 01/02/2011 15:52

agony uncle ?

look this isn't a BDSM thread, fgs Grin

say hi to CS for me...she knows I always wished her well

laosvher · 01/02/2011 15:55

Alright, I might wear one.
But... to do what with? Confused

laosvher · 01/02/2011 15:56

Wait, wait
Have thought about it
Blush
Might need a few bottles glasses of wine first

QueenStromba · 01/02/2011 15:59

My advice is don't get one of the strapless ones - they're definitely not for beginners!

QueenLaQueefer · 01/02/2011 16:02

There was a thread here a while back where it was ascertained that if Friday was bumsex night, Saturday was pegging night.

It never took off though.

I've never done it though. Wouldn't say no.

batman47555 · 01/02/2011 16:04

will do AF
they do double ended ones i think
then you both get fcuked at the same time!

StuffingGoldBrass · 01/02/2011 16:06

Start with a small one. Start the play with a finger, and use loads of lube.
DO you want me to post the entire text of the article wot I wrote about it?

batman47555 · 01/02/2011 16:07

ooher yes please lol

KikiJane · 01/02/2011 16:20

QueenStromba, that's kind of what I advised. They need very strong pelvic floor muscles!