It's all about......ME! :)

[BibiBlocksberg]

Hello to all and a Medal for those of you that stayed over all 16 pages of the 'It's all about him' thread.

Since it has gotten so big and since I will most likely going to be droning on about this for a little while I thought it would be easier to just start a new thread.

Must say I prefer the new title

For those that didn't read the mammoth previous thread, in a nutshell it's about me dithering to leave partner of 8 years. No sex life for a year, he's very self centred and unmotivated etc, no future to speak of, fed up.

Finally told him I want to split up last night so am now using MN as my lifeline to ensure I really do get out of this excuse for a relationship.

Thank you all again for letting me do this and your support :)

Jesus, I'm off. Shandy drinking lightweight poofs. Pints of Zider in the BN household. You know when you're a teenager and you drink loads of cider and puke in a rite of passage way? Turns out my Dh and I drank right on through that one. Match made in heaven. Or the west country...

But don't tell anyone that I drink cider, I'm pretending to be normal.

"I'm pretending to be normal"

Well, that makes two of us!

Personally I've never understood the appeal of Cider since it leaves a vomit like aftertaste in my throat everytime I drink it(I know, eeewwwww)

On the upside am stuffed now and very much enjoyed my dinner

I am eating my dinner. Do you want to know what I am having?

"I am eating my dinner. Do you want to know what I am having?"

I most certainly do - if I'm going to force you to hear about everyone one of my ruddy dinners then I'd certainly be interested in your choice nora :)

Quality street

BN...are you having pasties ?

Quality Street??? - that's not a Dinner it's a sentence.

Well, probably ok now they've taken the toffee penny out but still not fit to kiss the feet of the Celebrations bumper tin

That toffee penny used to provide endless entertainment in a lot of german households since it would often be given to the dog.

The look on the poor creatures face when it tried to chew that bugger down.....wouldn't do it now of course.....stupid crazy germans

I have eaten fifteen and I now look like this

Might have a can of cider to wash 'em down . Diet restarts tomorrow. Except it's DD's birthday so will be forced to eat cake....

Oooh cake, now you're talking, could just go for some cake now

cake ?

somebody mentioned cake ?

I have some Victoria Sponge that has my name on it

I am sick of xmassy stuff now

I want normal food !

....just picturing pitching that to the Supermarkets.....and here we have our latest item, AnyFucker Victoria Sponge.

Wholesome and homehade with Mrs Fucker's smiling face on the label

and not fucking christmassy, no way, not at all

homehade? good god, never spelled so badly in all my life.

Indeed, NOT Christmassy at all, now way, no how!

The campaign for the end of Christmas starts here!!!!!

I would pay good money for Anyfucker Victoria Sponge. And on that note I am off to wrap MORE bloody presents. Night!

Goodnight bloomingnora - MORE presents - rather you than me :)

BN...you do know xmas day was yesterday don't you ?

poor love, all those pints of cider have addled her brain..

"poor love, all those pints of cider have addled her brain.."

quite envy her actually, tonights tv seems to be crap....benidorm, Jonathan Ross's sodding toys AGAIN, the likely lads!!!!

waching Benidorm, it's a bit crap

and if I see one more sofa advert, I am going to seriously lose the plot !

Could be worse - it's Wallander in Swedish here...
And it's the wrong Wallander. Not the usual Swedish one, or even the Ken Branagh one. Just the WRONG ONE.

Lord, it looks boring in Sweden...

Ah, I heard though that the Swedish Wallander is supposed to be much better and the version we usually get is totally different.

Don't ask me where I heard/read that though.

Is it at least subtitled though? Have to confess to occasionally watching films with subtitles especially bollywood type ones.

It's when I find myself turning up the volume though I always think, what are you doing, you can't understand them anyway.

Am a nutjob

I'm sorry to crash your thread. But did I hear right that they have taken the toffee penny out of Quality Street?! How very dare they!

Bloody brave woman, BBB, and good luck to you, by the way.

Why thank you SantaClaus :)

I only heard that the toffee penny had been removed from said Quality Street.

Since I haven't bought a tin in centuries (yes, I AM the highlander, there can be only one) I don't know for certain though :)

And since I am clearly nuts drunk, don't listen to me

Ok, here's another one - pretty sure that I am in the late stages of cabin fever and really have to get out of the house tomorrow.

Should I blow another £15 of my really non existent cash to go to a local animal attraction that I really like and would keep me entertained for the best part of the day?

Won't put the name as that might 'out' me too much :)

Or shall I stay home and just go for a walk on the beach which is free?

All vote now please.........

Why not do both? Just because you can?!