LC....I don't understand.
You sent her fake texts and she got all exited and took the bait. She wants your xp yes but he doesn't want her does he....? He wants to come home to you. Do you believe he wants you back ? If so then who cares what she wants.
Does your xp know you sent those texts or did you delete them (and her replies) ?
It's not like we're all moving on and you're drowning.
We all cope differently. I only saw a light at the end of the tunnel about 1 1/2 years after xh left. Before that there were times when I thought I would die of a broken heart. It's still a bit touch and go at times. Thank God for the anti ds. I wouldn't still be here if it wasn't for those.
I only found this thread 10 months after H left and I was in a very very dark place and dreading new years eve.
Some of my posts have been very depressing and I did feel a bit bad for bringing the thread down but it's like we all have our turns and there's usually at least one person on here who is extreamly low and at the moment it's you and we're all here to listen to you rant and rave and cry and be as undignified as you bloody like my dear.
Don't leave unless you want to but don't do it on our account please.
You give us lots of laughs too LC 
Come on LC, rant, rave, cry, spit, dribble and snot....we can take it. We've all been there and we'll all survive this fucking shit that our exes have put us through and in our heads we'll all bear the scars for the rest of our lives but scars can be beautiful and we'll be the strong survivers living peaceful lives while our exes are having their arses wiped in thier NHS old age homes.
This too will pass xxx
you made Tea say bollocks ! 
As for your friend Getting.......anymore stunts like that and karma will ensure that she the one wiping the arses.....