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wanking while i'm in the shower

281 replies

isheaknob · 18/07/2010 18:58

ok have a bf of 9 months. have got really close lately. he stays over at mine 2-3 times a week.
anyway he tried it on this morning and i said no i wasn't up for it as i needed to sort the kids out (they were downstairs watching tv). so i have a very quick shower and come back into the bedroom. he has a towel wrapped around him when before he had boxers. i ask him why and he said he was getting ready for a shower and his boxers were in his bag.
so he has a shower and it becomes obvious that he had a very quick wank while i was in the shower. i confronted him and he admitted it saying that he didn't think it was wrong as he was feeling extra horny! he said sorry but now i just feel weird about it. the thing is its not like he hasn't had it in a while as we have been doing it twice the last few days.
just need some female views as i'm not sure if i'm over re-acting. just because i say no does that mean he has to go and jerk off!
thanx.
oh by the way am a regular and am far too embarrassed to have my real name

OP posts:
Rafwife · 19/07/2010 10:56

Blimey I had a quick one in my ex's bed whilst he was in the bathroom in between shags...cause heh I wanted another. Told him too and he was not at all offended, thought it was ace I was so up for it

See now I thought this was odd glad I am not the only one who has done this. I have been told int he past to go upstairs and warm myself up whilst he goes and gets the vino .

I think the wank police should stay away from relationships with blokes who work away can you imagine the turmoil!

piprabbit · 19/07/2010 11:10

Where and when would you prefer him to wank?

TBH, while you are in the shower seems like perfect timing to me.

There aren't many moments in a house with other people to get a little quiet 'me' time.

piprabbit · 19/07/2010 11:14

I'd be very if I was only allowed to wank with DH's prior permission.

Coolfonz · 19/07/2010 11:17

By the way, what was the "obvious" evidence he'd had a wank?

Shouting "COWABUNGA" at the top of his voice while doucheing? A shower covered in jiss? You sure it wasn't Aloe Vera with added Ritabin Vitamin B shower gel?

Kally · 19/07/2010 11:34

Actually it's healthier for men to wank that walk around all wound up. Read somewhere there's a connection with it helping out with future prostrate problems. That was pointed out to me and ever since I encourage it when me BF are not together. Has anyone else heard that?

Rafwife · 19/07/2010 11:38

Kally I think there is something in it, and not what a bloke told me, I read up on it once.

There is a connection between keeping sperm healthy and the count high too, if they are regularly ahem, called upon there is definate health benefits there.

Kally · 19/07/2010 11:40

So glad someone else read something about it... BF was highly appreciative of that news and said 'revelation!'. Yeah, have no problem with that whatsoever. OP ... just chill with it.

Coolfonz · 19/07/2010 11:45

Obviously when the missus wants to bash one I do ask for an email informing me of the time/place and a posting on www.imoffforaquickmonkeyspankdearifthatsok.com just so i can feel suitably degraded.

Kally · 19/07/2010 11:50

Coolfonz

Coolfonz · 19/07/2010 11:56

Actually, if there was a lot of slippery slime about...was it anything to do with eels? Is he a fisherman? He hasn't recently visited the Sargasso sea has he?

Mouseface · 19/07/2010 11:57

Coolfonz.

I can't believe that 'pleasuring ones self' still causes some partners to feel, well, embarrassed, shocked, hurt, inadequate? What? What is it?

Insecurity maybe. Lack of confidence in the bedroom?

I really wouldn't take it personally. ALL MEN AND WOMEN DO IT at some point in their lives, if not on a very regular basis.

Maybe do it for him? And teach him how to get you off too.

Mommy2BubbanHun · 19/07/2010 12:03

OP, you seem bothered by the wanking because you and your bf have been having plenty of sex, and you imply that that should be enough for him.

IME, the more you get, the more you want. I imagine it's the same for men, it is for DH. He, like TDiddy, regards masturbation as a 'poor second', but better that than ever pestering for sex.

Sounds like you've worked him into a sex daze, and he can't get enough. Lucky you.

AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 12:07

cf...will you let the eels thing drop, pretty-please ?

I feel a bit sick now

Morloth · 19/07/2010 12:15

How odd, I keep turning it around and I can't see how it is disrespectful. He didn't leave any mess did he?

Why is this something he has to admit to?

Coolfonz · 19/07/2010 12:18

AF - it might be important! He might be into, you know...shhh...it.

I mean, an eel is an eel, it's not like he's been docking is it? Gulp. The shower isn't near your freezer is it OP?

AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 12:19

Am lovin' "sex daze"

Mommy2BubbanHun · 19/07/2010 12:22

AF: I love a 'sex daze' too.

OP: Is he walking around with a silly grin on his face? Unable to focus at work? Phoning and texting when you are apart?

All classic signs of a sex daze.

AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 12:29

I am in a bit of a "daze" today, myself

Have had an < ahem > eventful weekend and still wanting more...

Malificence · 19/07/2010 13:24

Should I feel outraged that DH had a kinky sex dream and came all over himself in the night? ( We haven't had sex for a week as he's had a violent D+V bug and I was talking about being his naughty nurse last night at bed time). I'm just that he had the dream not me, seeing as I'm climbing the walls horny - he suggested I get my vibe out but that just makes me want sex even more . No birthday sex for me and we've yet to christen our new recliner sofa.

Stop bragging AF. You're making me all jealous. Not fair.

AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 13:30

ha!

LadyBiscuit · 19/07/2010 13:46

Isn't that the point of wanking? That you do it as and when you fancy (obviously not at your desk/on the tube)

AF - what a brilliant idea to wank rather than do housework

GabbyLoggon · 19/07/2010 14:59

Its nothing to get het up about. Solo relief is popular amongst both sexes these days.Some men think " A J Arthur A Day keeps the doctor away." Not as Rank as it seems.
I once heard a phone-in on W Anking; people were coming on saying they were at it in many public places. Privately, of course.
And some of the "Agony As" say different venues are good for sex. Whats wrong with bed?

AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 15:53

mal, I thought boys grew out of wet dreams when they were about 18

petisa · 19/07/2010 16:05

Should he have announced "Darling, do I have your permission to indulge in a bit of hand shandy while you shower?" Sounds like he was being discreet, not sneaky.

Malificence · 19/07/2010 16:07

Not always AF.

If you're implying he'd been having a play , you're wrong, he knows I'm impossibly horny and would have woken me if he'd got the urge, he woke me up to tell me what had happened after all - he even feels guilty because he's had my birthday sex and I haven't.

He's had them before in periods of sexual drought, normally when I've put something sexual in his head and he always has vivid dreams when he's ill, I'll be recreating the dream with gusto when he's recovered.