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wanking while i'm in the shower

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isheaknob · 18/07/2010 18:58

ok have a bf of 9 months. have got really close lately. he stays over at mine 2-3 times a week.
anyway he tried it on this morning and i said no i wasn't up for it as i needed to sort the kids out (they were downstairs watching tv). so i have a very quick shower and come back into the bedroom. he has a towel wrapped around him when before he had boxers. i ask him why and he said he was getting ready for a shower and his boxers were in his bag.
so he has a shower and it becomes obvious that he had a very quick wank while i was in the shower. i confronted him and he admitted it saying that he didn't think it was wrong as he was feeling extra horny! he said sorry but now i just feel weird about it. the thing is its not like he hasn't had it in a while as we have been doing it twice the last few days.
just need some female views as i'm not sure if i'm over re-acting. just because i say no does that mean he has to go and jerk off!
thanx.
oh by the way am a regular and am far too embarrassed to have my real name

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OutrageousFlavourLikeFreesias · 18/07/2010 21:35

Nonono, that typo was magnificent!

A man who can wank coffee....his fortune would be made.

That would put that weird bear-shit coffee right in the shade for rarity value, wouldn't it?

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isheaknob · 18/07/2010 21:36

i appreciate aLL opnions even if i don't understand where you are coming from. i posted on here for opnions and thats what i have got.
anyfucker your right this is a pathetic thread compared to that poor lady on that other thread, that is such a serious situation

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QueeferSutherland · 18/07/2010 21:36

You're welcome, Pepper.

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toccatanfudge · 18/07/2010 21:37

OFLF - I tell you what if he could wank coffee I would swallow everytime

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AnyFucker · 18/07/2010 21:39

am glad you acknowledge that, OP

if your bloke is otherwise a great guy, and respectful in other ways, I really don't think you have a problem, love x

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Gay40 · 18/07/2010 21:39

If I found a man that could wank coffee, I'd probably shag him. Yes, even me.

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AnyFucker · 18/07/2010 21:40

@ gay

I could do with a man who wanked 20 pound notes

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toccatanfudge · 18/07/2010 21:42

actually a guy that could wank coffee would probably end up the happiest guy in the world when he was with me - given that I'm an absolute coffee addict

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cadburyheroes · 18/07/2010 21:43

This thread is completely bonkers. DH and I are mystified. Love love love the Wank Police though. Bobbies on the beat

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Rafwife · 18/07/2010 21:44

I'd like hubby to be able to wank tea from one ball for the morning and wine from the other for the evenings would be perfect.

Alas it's just the same old salty protein shake every time.

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MisterMahoohoo · 18/07/2010 21:49

I'm a bit 'hmmm' about the notion of a secret wank. OK so he did it whilst you were out of the room but would you not have found it weirder if he tossed one off whilst you were getting dressed or drying your hair? And to be fair on the guy, you kind of need to concentrate a bit don't you? If someone was pottering about the bedroom whilst I was having a fiddle it would put me right off my stride .

Loving the DYI's - is that how gordies do it?

Honestly op, I don't think you have anything to worry about, your obviously driving him wild you little vixen, you.

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xphantomflanflingerx · 18/07/2010 22:05

brings to mind the secret policemans ball sketch "a self confessed player of the pink oboe"!!! wank police...can't stop giggling now

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Gay40 · 18/07/2010 22:12

Id be more offended if my DP felt she couldn't have a wank without mentioning it. Neither do I feel it is any reflection on our sex life, if one of us does a bit of gusset typing.

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TDiddy · 18/07/2010 23:47

Just want to say something on behalf of many blokes: wanking is a very very poor second option for some of us. If it has to be done then so be it but it so much lacks intimacy that it can be soul destroying.

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tw1nkley · 18/07/2010 23:56

I thought from your thread description that you had changed your mind and you had a wank in the shower! Either way what does it matter?

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PosyPetrovaPauline · 19/07/2010 00:06

bit sneaky
i'd prefer him to tell me or ask me to do it
i wouldn't like it

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Stretch · 19/07/2010 00:25

Having read this thread through, I now feel the word wank sounds funny...say it over and over. wankwankwankwankwankwank

Sometimes I wish I had a willy for a day, just to wank all day see what it was like.

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ItsGraceActually · 19/07/2010 01:06

lol, Stretch! Me too - though I suspect it's about as sensible as men saying they'd like to have boobs, so they could play with them all day

like I play with mine

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AnyFucker · 19/07/2010 08:17

ha!

my DH says to me "how the hell do you concentrate on anything else, when you have those attached to you...??"

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buttonmoon78 · 19/07/2010 08:31

Personally I agree with the majority. If you turned him down and he didn't pressure you (both very reasonable things) then what's the big deal? Perhaps he was simply embarassed? He shouldn't have to justify every action, certainly not those ones!

If you feel strongly that it's out of order, then tell him so (he'll respect that in all likelihood) instead of making him feel like that fella from American Pie... Though you're obviously a MILF!

Let's face it - if I turned my OH down I'd much prefer he did a little DIY than spent the rest of the day like a cat on a hot tin roof!

Oh, and coffee's not my bag. Hot chocolate though, now that's another matter. Tho how he'd deal with the marshmallows I'm sure I don't know...

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differentnameforthis · 19/07/2010 08:33

Normal, I'd say!

I have told dh 'not now' in the morning before & I know that he will sort himself out in the shower if he wants to.

You admit you have done it in the last couple of days, he was still feeling horny & needed to have a wank. I don't think he needed to apologise.

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differentnameforthis · 19/07/2010 08:44

PussinJimmyChoos, not just cos of that! My dh does in in there cos the girls can't walk in on him!

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butterflybeautiful · 19/07/2010 09:35

isheaknob
your bf is not a knob for doing what he did,as you seem to be asking that with your name.

My bf does it all the time, he isnt a knob, and it means he isnt hassling me all bloody day when i am trying look after our dc!(we do have sex but we have 6month old twins so i just cant be bothered sometimes!)

I leave him to it, go downstairs have a nice cup of coffee and a bit of peace and quiet.Dont overthink it, im sure there are lots of women on here that would love a man who could see to himself and take no for an answer, i think he actually was very respectful, you said no, he didnt push it any further. x

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cumbria81 · 19/07/2010 09:44

So what? Not a problem, imho.

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Elmtree1Ems · 19/07/2010 10:51

PMSL!!!

Sorry I am not trying to be disrespectful or anything but holy crap I cannot believe anyone gets worked up about their fella having a wank. Blokes wank. So do girls. It's nothing to be ashamed of or to feel embarassed about (although im sure the fella in question will think twice before cracking one off in the future poor guy).

Seems to me like too many people get het up about their partners enjoying something sexual which does not directly involve them. If it doesn't involve someone else whats the problem? It's ok for a person to have a sexual urge and see to it, without it having to be with the person they are with.

Being someone's partner does not mean you have full rights to their every sexual moment. So long as they are faithful then whats the problem? And as for it being in the bed...uh well this WAS the same bed you have been shagging in for 9 months right?

Blimey I had a quick one in my ex's bed whilst he was in the bathroom in between shags...cause heh I wanted another. Told him too and he was not at all offended, thought it was ace I was so up for it.

Im honestly baffled.

wank police though? hahahahahaha

Cheere dme up this morning!

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