Ambridge is in the doldrums. When will Pip pop? Does anybody even care? And Anisha’s off, leaving Rex in the (pig) trough? Discuss the Archers here.

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Sorry about the title, nothing particularly inspiring in the storylines currently

No spoilers please, there’s a thread for that.

Grace is a lovely name............

ANTHONY HEAD OMGGGGG

GIIIIIIILES

ugh tell you what tho, if he is going to come and be shugg's love interest i will be so pissed off

archers will be 1000% cancelled forever

I have this little fantasy that he is actually playing Giles who is moving to Ambridge now that Buffy doesn't need a f/t Watcher. he will just chill out studying his demonology and pissing Jim off by being a million times cleverer than him AND sexy af.

pissing Jim off by being a million times cleverer than him AND sexy Af.

Oh yes please! Then he can whisk Clarrie off for a life of unadulterated pleasure, and JennyD can be the Grundy’s lady what does after she moves into her affordable home

Gosh this is

Same Abra, I've had 2 sections, 1 elective, 1 emergency and they can't kick you out of bed and get you walking fast enough in my experience

How's Pip going to manage? I've done so much damage to myself gardening and shopping post section - how's she going to do the whole cow thing? (I know she's going to have a break, but it's still going be a shock to the system.)

So bit chagrin but am I the only one who got a bit emosh listening to Toby talk to Rex? I'll blame the sleep dep and the teething baby.

I quite liked that Anisha/Rex scene. Nicely done.

A touch choked over hearing Debbie cry, though. My parents made a snap decision to move 200 miles away after my dad retired and it was a bit emosh going to the old home for the last time. At least Debbie isn't facing not having any reason to go to Ambridge any more.

Thumbelina Robina Davina Grace Heatherpet Salome Bearfrother-Archer will grow up to be the apple of her (step)Daddy Rex's eye. Her bio-daddy Toby will have long since departed from Ambridge.

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I was just pleased to hear Anisha not getting her own way. I really dislike her.

I am assuming that Anisha is going to get her comeuppance legLly and financially?

I think Anisha will just disappear now and rarely be mentioned again. Meanwhile, I expect Alistair to start gambling again. He seemed very interested in Jazzer's mention of a red hot racing tip the other day.

I am assuming that Anisha is going to get her comeuppance legLly and financially?

Unfortunately it wasn't that - just Rex dumping her.

What happened to Latif? Is he still a client?

Didn’t Latif start using Graham, the replacement vet that covered for Anisha when her Mum died? I think maybe Anisha convinced him to come back but clearly he will have no issue going back to Graham. Just a vague memory.

I hope they tell us the name of Pipette today, can’t be bothered with all this dragging it out.

A news story that Shula might be interested. url says it all. www.theguardian.com/law/2018/jul/25/supreme-court-rules-unhappy-marriage-not-grounds-for-divorce-tini-hugh-owens

Although now Alistair has done the magic baby dance with Lavvy there's definite grounds though it won't work out in his favour.

magic baby dance
Brilliant!

What I want to know is who was going to inherit and live in Brian and Jennifer's house once again hey popped up their clogs?

Adam? Debbie? Kate? Alice? Ruia?

Seems like selling it now might be a good decision, avert all of them fighting over it once one of either Brian or Jennifer dies.

Hmph!

And David being all weird again ...

And Josh feeling pushed out again .

That was excruciating.
Could someone tell me because I may have missed it when they said it eleventy billion times : is the baby beautiful? As beautiful as Pip maybe?

And Ben was hiding in the cereal cupboard again

Brian was going to leave HF to me.

The baby is almost as beautiful as Pip. Nobody could be as beautiful as the golden one. She is so clever. Got pregnant and had a baby.

Did anyone correctly guess the baby name? Now that would be some superior prognostication, Bore.