Roll up roll up! It's nearly Apple Day in Ambridge. Grab a slice of Borset apple cake and see who's got the longest peel in The Archers.

[PseudoBadger]

I'm so happy with the return to the little things. Enjoy the new thread!

Great title! Thanks for the new the new thread.

I did like the bit about Dorset/Borset apple cake. Hopefully the latter isn't made with Borsetshire Beauties.

From the previous thread -

Would Helen be entitled to Legal Aid?

She's a shareholder in BF, which is a considerable asset.

I think P & T said something about her getting her legal aid contributions back, so presumably she did get legal aid for the criminal trial.

Gosh, Pseudo, did someone actually PM you about the last thread filling up? I bet they also did they an advanced search of all your posts in the last month across MN to see if you were still around...

Thanks for the new thread. Number 69!

I'm intrigued that Rob is getting away with using joint assets (Peggy's money) to pay for the legal costs of taking Helen's child away from her family while her family has to foot the bill for the cost of trying to prevent him.

Great title, thanks Pseudo

Also enjoying relative normality in TA. All the pony stuff went right over my head I'm afraid, no horseyness in the family.
I do hope Lil, makes Justin see sense re Rob. I would like the money issues to be addressed too.

Thank you for the new thread Pseudo. I really like the way the tone of TA has changed.

Thanks for new thread

Ta has definitely taken a turn for the better. Only pip is really irritating me but that's nothing new!!

I don't like the way alive has been reintroduced and the ed thing. What's going on there? Did Emma mention Chris to ed when she said she thought Alice was using him?

Placemarking. Thanks for the new thread, Pseudo!

Thank you Psuedo Good work!

Sorry to continue off the rails but that Arab pony is delightful and a good competitor Bertrand thanks for the pix, I had always loved arabs they are so elegant. Your DD looks nice too .

Thank you! Place marking...

Was there a mention earlier in the week of someone manning the Longest Apple Peel stall? Joe is definitely the person that I would least like to be partnered with in a pass the apple relay, due to his strong whiff of ferret.

Maybe Helen could claim back at least some of the money Rob spent? Though maybe the legal costs involved would be disproportionate to the amount involved. It would be fun if she got an attachment of earnings order (if that still exists) when he starts working for Justin.

Wonderful title! Well done Pseudo.

I'm generally happy with the way things are going - but Emma's jealousy, in fact that whole situation, seems a bit forced. Surely they would have been interacting all the time anyway? FAAAAAM'LY aren't they?

My listening to last nights ep makes me think Emmur fears Ed will have an affair with Alice, and Ed is oblivious to that.

Thanks for the shiny new thead Pseudo

Excellent title Pseudo

Am also enjoying the general Archeriness, although not Peep and the Bearfrotters.

All we need now is for this:

(sfx ringing phone)
Lilian: Hello?
Caller: ’Ello Pusscat...

dumdedumdedumdedum...

(sfx ringing phone)
’Ello Pusscat...

Oh yes please! That would make my month.

Sounds like perhaps the SWs have forgotten that Alice is Emma's SIL?!

Mine too, Gypsy.

Thanks Pseudo for the new thread. Counting down the time till TA starts. If only I didn't have to get dc to bed first it would start a whole lot sooner. 6 years old is old enough to start putting yourself to bed, right?

I'm relieved Helen is not going to press charges against Rob. Now we can ALL move on.

She'll just have to make shedloads of cheese to help pay the legal bills.

Loved the link between Lizzie' s Brexit conference and Freddie's old maths tutor. Maybe they will get back together when Elizabeth finally realises she is over Nigel, only to be wrenched part as Nigel Farage drags him kicking and screaming out of Borsetshire.