Come in to The Archers thread - we've redecorated! Take a seat in that distinctive yellow chair and discuss events in Ambridge.

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New thread for tonight's episode.

Do you like the decor then? My 'personal' assistant did it.

Well Pat's obviously going to screw things up at the Police station. Why can't she take a lawyer FFS.

Oh god. Pat's going to open her mouth and put her foot right in it.

Finally. Pat has been thinking.
But sadly not speaking to legal representation before she opens her mouth.

I predict disaster.

Does 'background to Helen's statement' suggest she actually made a statement.

Snap! Grumpy

Agree about Pat. Miranda sounds as though she has been cloned from Hazel.

hmm, the interwar Borsetshire colony of slip artists, who knew?

Still she's got a PhD in hand wringing. So she'll have a chance to use her qualifications.

Just listening to the shit scripting. I thought Pat was supposed to be intelligent but listening to her talk to Tony - I think she has had a lobotomy.

Nobody, in their right mind, would go to the police without solicitor especially after their solicitor/barrister had told them not to. Her rabitting on about 'telling Helen's side' - absolute tosh.

All so wrong. Just put in there to push the storlyline alone. It's all so EastEnders and totally unbelievable.

Yet again script writers write crap that the characters would not say.

oh no! Miranda is indeed Hazel #2

Enter Pat witness for the prosecution.

With Pat on her side, Helen will soon be facing certain conviction. Oh dear.

Pat just can't do anything right can she. She must have had a lobotomy

Because you are an idiot!

Feels such an idiot....because she is an idiot.

yep, lobotomy. It's the only explanation.

Women they are just so stupid, flaky, emotional and rash aren't they?

What kind of idiot gives a statement to the police without speaking to one of the two lawyers you've had on speed dial.

Very unconvincing script writing

Bloody hell PAT!!!! [ANGRY]

Oh even clevererer Tony. Tell Hellin henwee is safe with his family, then she has no need to remember the details because her son is not in danger.

& when is Tony going to start showing a bit of gumption as well?

I think Prat and Moany should just forget about Hells and adopt Kirsty.

So cross about this!

Fed up of this rubbish. As if they wouldn't speak to Anna first.

Tony seems more interested in his veg most of the time.

Sheer, bloody nonsense.