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One Flue Over The Shepherd's Hut - Discuss The Archers Here

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PseudoBadger · 19/04/2016 09:18

I do hope Lynda has a carbon monoxide monitor in there...

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 22/04/2016 19:16

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Gruach · 22/04/2016 19:16

I wonder how many times the effing bastard has pulled this type of stunt.Angry

Gherkinsmummy · 22/04/2016 19:16

Especially the sobbing- it's so LAME

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 22/04/2016 19:18

Ah the old she's really a crazy lesbian storyHmm obviously Rob there can be no other explanation for her wanting to leave you

(I left my ex due to a 'bunch of feminist lesbian bitches'. He means you MN.Grin)

SaraTheFairy · 22/04/2016 19:19

She stabbed him because she's a closet lesbian? This really is the end for me Angry

Hadron21 · 22/04/2016 19:19

It's like a badly written episode of Doctors.

glintwithpersperation · 22/04/2016 19:19

You're not the first and won't be the last

Lying abusive bastard??

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 22/04/2016 19:24

His story is nearly as annoying as the way we got to hear lots of filler stuff but the detailed account was off mic.
So we'll only hear it when we hear H's outraged reaction to it.

And as for the Jazzer stuff. Yup that's right Scots are really really bothered by St George's day. Really. Cut up about it. Every year. He lives in England ffs. He wouldn't give a toss about his host nation celebrating their national day. But it did kind of draw attention to - where are the Welsh nationals (potential dragons) in Ambridge? Altho I can see why a Welshman might not want to be fictionally slain.

Gruach · 22/04/2016 19:25

Is that why we were told Rob was tracking her phone? So that during the hospital interview we could have some hope that the detective (?) would already knew he's evil?

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 22/04/2016 19:26

Ah but Sara in the eyes of Rob she is one of those man hating lesbians. I she hates him just for being having a dick. Not his fault at all.

Gruach · 22/04/2016 19:27

Fallon had a Welsh boyfriend for a while. Worlds most boring human (not because he was Welsh obvs.) Rhys?

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 22/04/2016 19:27

Good point gruach he may have overplayed it a bit with the 'she was checking my phone/emails' line. Although of course she did get Jess's number from his phone.

Gruach · 22/04/2016 19:30

And didn't Helen say she hadn't started taking the anti-depressants?

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 22/04/2016 19:32

I know Gruach (Rhys) but surely he wasn't the only welshman in the village. Now he has gone they need another. And some Poles (now the Berrow workers have gone).

Jazzer - the Scot
Ian - the Irishman.
? - the Welshman.
Very few other nationalities or ethnicities.
No lesbians.

It's like Midsommer (sp?)

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 22/04/2016 19:33

She did Gruach but he did try to make her.
He will say he thought she was taking them but she must have lied.

BoreOfWhabylon · 22/04/2016 19:33

Patbot used to be Welsh.

But then, she used to be a lot of things.

BoreOfWhabylon · 22/04/2016 19:36

There's also a couple of silent lesbians - or, at least, there used to be.

Jazzer used to deliver their milk and he told us about them a while ago.

SmallLegsOrSmallEggs · 22/04/2016 19:38

Pat is welsh??

I vaguely remember Jazzer lesbian comments - although knowing Jazzer does that not just mean they weren't interested in him.

SaraTheFairy · 22/04/2016 19:44

I hate him because he's a dick.

lljkk · 22/04/2016 19:44

I liked his lies (shrug). Plenty of material there to trip him up with.

I think the cop caught onto the fact that he was trying to spin a story about his wife, that it was important to Rob that he knew he had the cop's sympathy... but why wouldn't you be sympathetic to a man who nearly lost his life by violence? What is Rob scared of? Would it niggle at the cop that he was obsessed with explaining his wife's character. Is that a common way for an innocent victim to react? He actually said how much he wanted to control her. He said that Helen was spying on him, but the only evidence the cops have is that he was tracking her.

Sadly, the only bit that may be tested in court is his statement about the exact events after he got home that evening. I wonder up to what point he can "remember" what happened....

BoreOfWhabylon · 22/04/2016 19:45

Yes, she was Welsh when she started - her name was Pat Lewis, I think

www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/thearchers/entries/4b3e939f-252c-3319-94d1-d5511e83da3b

Boomingmarvellous · 22/04/2016 19:46

Hellin only checked knobs phone once because he told her to, to collect the antidepressants.

Haven't listened yet as if knobs in it I feel like destroying my radio.

enochroot · 22/04/2016 19:48

At what point does the defence get to know what he's said?

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 22/04/2016 19:48

Yes, Pat is Welsh. This goes back to before my time, but she came to the village first to stay with her uncle, Hayde Evans, who I believe was very Welsh indeed. Once established in Ambridge, Pat appears to have cut off her Welsh family entirely, as not a single member of her own family has ever been mentioned on air in the 35 years I've been listening to TA. Hmm The only Welsh connection she's ever had was that when she was depressed after John died she went to stay in a convent in Wales for a time - apocryphally, according to the old BBC Archers messageboard, she stayed with the nuns in Prestatyn, but I don't know if that was literally what was written at the time.

drspouse · 22/04/2016 19:49

I am just catching up on the podcasts and didn't see the point in place marking because I thought this thread would be full before I was caught up but it seems to have slowed to a crawl.