Thefts, arson and abuse: The Archers - it's an everyday story of cuntery, folks.

[PseudoBadger]

Thanks to Lancelottie for the title

[gasp] Helliiiinnn.

omg. Hellin just leave now!

Oh god. He's going to flip.

My heart is thumping.

Oh Helen, why put yourself in this position?

noooo

Please Kirsty be waiting outside.

Jesus.

I hope Kirsty hasn't gone far.

oh shit

Kirsty's still there, right?

oh shit

If he thinks she's despicable then why doesn't he just leave... :( :( :(

Oh god I can't listen

My heart is thumping

Oh god he's going to strangle her

kirsty come back!

Oh god. He is a turbo Cunt. I wish Kirsty was still outside.

Mrs C I hope so.

Kirsty !!! Help !

I too want Kirsty to be outside

she's going to cave in again

Shudders.

Come on Helen, grit your teeth

Omfg. This is so tense

Noooooooo. SHIT