Thefts, arson and abuse: The Archers - it's an everyday story of cuntery, folks.

[PseudoBadger]

Thanks to Lancelottie for the title

Dum dum DUMMMMMMM!

Boffin!!thatcounts as a spoiler!!!

Jess will presumably visit her in prison just to annoy various MNetters

It is on R4 website, the stabbing bit I made up. Alternatively perhaps she drowns Knob in a vat of organic yoghurt.

Surely no one would follow KD if they are not Archers listeners

Organic yogurt would be to good for that bastard. Hellin should use non-organic.

He's reaching out to ex listeners!!

I agree that was a spoiler, I don't want to know I advance what will happen which is why I read these threads to find out if it's safe to listen

Trying to post,

Got server probes. Jess emphasised he wanted a son, so it bound to a girl. I wonder if it's a condition for inheriting the family farm.

Sorry, didn't realise I wasn't allowed to do that. Wanted to do a bit of random speculation on here but apologies if that ruined it for anyone (although hopefully it was a fairly predictable spoiler).

14 minutes & counting :).

Never been so nervous before an episode before!

Oh god, the continuity announcer told us to prepare ourselves!

Feeling really apprehensive about tonight's episode!

I'm prepared 🍷.

Boffin there is a separate thread for spoiler-lovers.
If you post spoilers on here you will face the wrath of President Olivia and me. You have been warned!
Peace and love.

Me neither Jellycake. DP is unmoved!

oh yes!

Hurrah!!!

Oh God don't tell him

This is going to be nasty

The tuna!

I feel sick

So he likes tuna now then.