No more walking on eggshells for Helen! Heading for an eggsplosive Easter weekend in The Archers - will Helen Archer be resurrected by the end of this thread?

[PseudoBadger]

Helen knows she's not cracking up - Knob is an eggomaniac.

Are we eggshausted with this storyline?

You are saintly, Elendon, I like my new name, most fitting

Paaaat! Noooooo!

Oh Pat, you are going to feel so awful.

Ghastly ghastly woman

An understanding husband and a fucking obtuse and disloyal mother.

Cricket bat and Pat in the same sentence sounds good.

PatBot

I really feel for Patbot actress. How must it feel to have a character volte face when you've been playing somebody for that long?

Doesn't Pat ever stop her knob worshipping??

He will check the calls

Would WA call back?

Yes Spiker - I tried to post that earlier but it came out as feeling sorry for Pat.

Why doesn't Helen keep her flipping phone with her given that she knows he goes through all her stuff. Get a grip!

It must have been Kirsty- but surely her name would show

No but her calls out will show the number ??

Oh god

Ugh Rob is hoovering and Helen is falling for it.

What right does the midwife have to discuss Helen's situation with Rob.

Rob are you pressing your advantage too far? I hope so

Well said H!

I can't bear this

He can't argue with her logic.

I can make the cricket bat available Grauch, only used once, twould be for the greater good. < all repeat>

God, he is so clever. As he pushes her head under the water.

He's a shit.

My ex lost his phone to his other woman. He said to me, when I was helping him to find it, that I really didn't want to know what was on the phone.

Fait Accompli, the phrase of an abuser. Followed by,

I'm not a monster.