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Helen is drowning in the Cow Pat of Destiny. Please SWs - when will it be curtains for Rob?

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PseudoBadger · 04/02/2016 11:07

Come on Kirsty!

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BYOSnowman · 04/02/2016 11:08

Good title!!

SeekEveryEveryKnownHidingPlace · 04/02/2016 11:13

Excellent title!

trevortrevorslatterfry · 04/02/2016 11:15

Thankyou for the new thread!

NotdeadyetBOING · 04/02/2016 11:23

Curtains for Rob. Love it. Can think of what I'd do to him with a pair of tie-backs (and it wouldn't be kinky fun).

JapanNextYear · 04/02/2016 11:30

Kirsty is on the case, but she's got an uphill struggle to keep trying to help Helen who, for so many reasons, can't admit she needs help.

The guy playing Rob, he does that so well...

Joskar · 04/02/2016 12:01

Why is Josh wanting in on these magic eggs? It's a load of bollocks isn't it? They won't really be able to con sell people the notion that the eggs are better will they? How much more could you be selling such a thing for anyway?

BYOSnowman · 04/02/2016 12:03

That's what I was wondering. You need a pretty big operation to make money out of eggs I'd have thought. Particular for three people

Gruach · 04/02/2016 12:04

Oooh! Speedy. (Like Helen driving away from Rob.)

Thank you Pseudo Cake < From the Village Hall Curtain Committee.

SeekEveryEveryKnownHidingPlace · 04/02/2016 12:07

God I could have screamed last night when Josh or one of the other egg-talkers said 'great: let's talk percentages!'. No, let's bloody not, you boring old shits.

I never used to mind the smaller, agricultural stories, but they feel very jarring when placed next to the Helen/Rob SL, and very, very, dull. Didn't help that I thought Josh was Matthew for a good bit of that, too.

Seems apt that Matthew sounds about 12 and Peep about 40.

NotdeadyetBOING · 04/02/2016 12:12

I thought Josh was Matthew too. Was confused as I knew he'd upped sticks and left for pastures new.

songbird · 04/02/2016 12:23

Damn it, was going to suggest 'Taxi for Helen Titchener, the cowpat of destiny awaits' but was too late.

This one works too I suppose Grin

Veritat · 04/02/2016 12:36

I agree that if there was anything odd about the scan, like Helen not going or lying about it, I would normally expect it to have been signalled somehow. But if there isn't, then that's even more annoying - it's difficult to believe that there are absolutely no signs of problems that a half-awake midwife could have picked up on,

DadDadDad · 04/02/2016 12:47

But do you see a midwife at this stage? Presumably this was the routine 20-week (?) scan where the sonographer just looks at the development of the child on a screen? (My memories are pretty rusty, so hopefully someone with more recent experience can clarify).

ThoughtlessMess · 04/02/2016 12:51

The Helen / Rob story is the first time in years that I have really got involved emotionally with a long-term drama (though poor Joe being dumped in a hostel came close)
TA has some really excellent writing & acting atm - excluding the boring & pointless poultry brothers obvs.
I've just realised why it resonates so much - my sister (45) cut off ties with the rest of the family 13 year ago, shortly after becoming pregnant to her new husband (rebound romance for her, thus vulnerable) It scares & saddens me that this is perhaps the stuff she was / is going through. Oh aren't some men complete psychopathic shits.

ThoughtlessMess · 04/02/2016 12:51

PS Love the title too, OP!

Veritat · 04/02/2016 13:13

When I had a scan they combined it with a midwife appointment so I didn't have to make two journeys. No idea whether that's the norm.

Molecule · 04/02/2016 13:14

Eggs are pretty profitable with the extra benefit of not needing much land. It can be a "mom and pop" operation, but, and it's a big but, the pasture based system will be incredibly labour intensive and need much more land etc. In big free range sheds the egg collection is all mechanised, collecting from lots of smaller sheds will take ages and then there's the packing etc, plus moving the sheds to new pasture as it doesn't take long for hens to wreck the ground they're on.

At least it's a distraction from the HelRob story which I'm finding a little too much. I think it should be played out over a longer timescale but not at such intensity, and with Rob showing some redeeming features. I'm having palpitations now when I hear him interacting with Hellen and agree that it's making TA very difficult to listen to.

bigbuttons · 04/02/2016 13:15

Marking place!

enochroot · 04/02/2016 13:29

Thank you for the new thread. A week and a half since the last one. Not bad going.

BertrandRussell · 04/02/2016 13:31

I thought Josh was fantastic- really put the Fairbros on the back foot.

Wouldn't Rob have wanted a scan picture?

makemineasnowball · 04/02/2016 13:33

Thankspseudo

redshoeblueshoe · 04/02/2016 13:41

Thanks for the new thread pseudo.
My big concern last night was I really thought Helen was going to say to Kirsty that she couldn't see her anymore.

I think the conversation between Hellin and Kirsty showed that Hellin doesn't really understand what is going on. Hellin knows something isn't right, but she doesn't know what or why.

I know that might sound odd, but my XH was EA. At the time I knew things weren't right, but I didn't realise what was wrong. I was lucky, he left me. I didn't feel lucky when he left, I felt devastated, I felt sorry for our children.

It took me 2 years to realise what a total fucking bastard waste of space he is. My X likes to control people, I think he left because I had a voice. Whatever his reason I know I am lucky to be free of him.

I want Rob to be exposed. I also don't know why they didn't all change their names I was expecting Henwee Tichener-Archer.
and breathe

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 04/02/2016 13:43

Place marking

Fink · 04/02/2016 14:00

I suppose at least the upside from the horror of Tuesday's episode (I'm in my lonely corner of loving any boring crap that is a break from any scene with Rob in it, constantly near the radio so I can switch off when it gets too much), is that Helen might have somewhere deep down stored the information that the way to go eventually will not be to tell Henry 'I'll be picking you up from school early today and we'll be leaving Daddy forever. Don't tell anyone, Daddy might not like it. Mrs Teacher will have you ready at 1.30. I've just left my phone unlocked downstairs with all the details on. Shhh.'

squeaver · 04/02/2016 14:03

I somehow doubt that Rob Titchener - who likes to swan around in his hunting tweeds and sneers at black pudding - would know who Kim Kardashian is.

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