Archers spoilers

[BoreOfWhabylon]

OK, this was posted on another site on January 1st 2014

'Based upon a letter in the DM from a reader who alleged they had overheard "an obnoxiously loud member of TA production team" in a Birmingham restaurant. Believe it at your peril.

Rob is revealed to be homophobic.
Jill will move into Brookfield.
The Grundy's to move back to Grange Farm.
Tom will take over the running of Bridge Farm after Tony has an accident.
Lower Loxley may burn down, but that has yet to be decided upon.
Lynda is to stage Blithe Spirit next Christmas.

Or not, as the case may be...'

How much more will come to pass, I wonder?

Would have been so much more realistic if she had gone for rob to protect Henry and rob overpowered her. I play rugby and I still wouldn't be strong enough to overpower a big man. Especially not when v pregnant!

Yes (can't believe I'm writing this!) it would have been better for him to try strangling her or something and her (or Henry, or a lurking Kirsty) to whack him over the head with something, knocking him out.

Tonght is the "late night phonecall" to Patbot & Moany, I think.

Ursula screaming down the line about what Hells has done?

Or a continuation of last night's events? Kirsty arrives at BHC, they do whatever needs to be done to Rob (alive/hospital, dead/bury!), then call P&T to take H & H?

Yes, that's more likely, Vango (did you used to be somebody else?)

Wonder where Tom trying to help fits in? Trying to feed notdead Knob to the pigs, perhaps?

Surely if they're following the soap opera clichés, Helen will now go into labour. After all, Tuesday: "Helen encounters a new face", Thursday: "Henry makes a new friend".

No BoreOfWhabylon! Only ever me. I think I've only written 2 posts on other threads before I finally got sucked in to The Archers threads the other day and now I can't seem to stop! I've been a lurker for donkey's years!

Helen is nearly 34 weeks and wasn't Henry born at 34 weeks?

Surely a continuation.

I'm guessing either revivified Rob or the police suggesting Pat and Tony come and take Henry.

So pleased you have finally delurked then, Vango!

Thank you! I think Tom will just be a person Kirsty calls (she knows he finds Rob 'trying' at the best of times. Tom will be appalled and then start to put two and two together. He'll stupidly bring up the fact that Rob sorted him out with a job in Canada to escape the wedding. Kirsty and Tom will argue about that.

You're good at this Vango !

Please don't encourage me! I've got nothing done in the last 18 hours!

Surely Bruce is imminent? Could he be the new face/new friend?

Bruce, Ursula, Dominic Farrell, Anna Tregorran.....they're all on their way!

I think Friday's strapline is something about an unexpected visitor at the shop, so maybe that could be Bruce? (but of course, it could be anyone, including a recovering Rob? ).

Depending on what transpired tonight, it may be that, rather than locusts, Fallon finds herself entertaining the ladies and gentlemen of the press at ye olde Ambridge Tea Shoppe.

I think you might be right there Gruach

I'm going to guess that tonight's the night Rob's baby daughter is born.

I'm kind of expecting the same - but it will seem very fast - all within 14 minutes. Although I guess that's how it always happens in Ambridge.

Oh I so want it to be girl and Helen to get her named whilst Knob is inconscious.

Or even unconscious!

Could Dominic Farrell or Anna Tregorran be lawyers? Maybe it's Carol to the rescue with her brilliant lawyer daughter who, with any luck, happens to be an expert in domestic abuse cases.

Please let the baby be a girl.

Is Anna Tregorran not going to be something to do with Carole Tregorran?