Archers spoilers

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OK, this was posted on another site on January 1st 2014

'Based upon a letter in the DM from a reader who alleged they had overheard "an obnoxiously loud member of TA production team" in a Birmingham restaurant. Believe it at your peril.

Rob is revealed to be homophobic.
Jill will move into Brookfield.
The Grundy's to move back to Grange Farm.
Tom will take over the running of Bridge Farm after Tony has an accident.
Lower Loxley may burn down, but that has yet to be decided upon.
Lynda is to stage Blithe Spirit next Christmas.

Or not, as the case may be...'

How much more will come to pass, I wonder?

Yes Blanket it has been mentioned on the non-spoiler Archers thread!

(Which I still cannot link to on phone despite yesterday's weirdness.)

Sorry Miss Zero , have reposted my point on t'other thread.

I was trying so hard not to sound ... well, y'know...

Haha that's OK. I started off thinking 'yeah too right', then thought 'hang on....oooooh, she means me doesn't she?'

Actually I didn't mean anyone specific - but it will be less fun on the other thread if only half the conversation is happening there.

Now someone's going to call me the thread police.

Maybe Pusscat and Tiger will buy Brookfield.... !!

I thought the unexpected arrival could be Jessus - although the baby isn't unexpected, Jess turning up again in Ambridge could be.

But if the weight coming off Helen's shoulders is the baby not turning out to be Knob's, I bet that'll ultimately be revealed to be a big fat lie.

I think I'm safer staying off this thread before I commit a major sin and blurt something on the other thread.

The spoilers are fascinating though!

Jennifer on the trail? Twice in two weeks? What trail ( sounds dull).

Oooh - is Charlie's bombshell going to be Rob's sacking?

I thought that PC Plot was getting the part of Charles in Blithe Spirit and he and Fallon will get back together again. I read this on one of the Facebook pages.

Another copy and paste job from Peet's Mustardland:

Spoilers 18 November - 5 December

Alternative versions of 30 November, Missing info on 1 December.

21 November Pat reaches out to Johnny, and Charlie drops a bombshell.

23 November David and Ruth have a big decision to make. Meanwhile, Eddie has a suggestion for Emma.
24 November Helen is worried, and Adam complains about Charlie.
25 November Adam consorts with the enemy, and David and Ruth decide.
26 November David has news for his siblings. Meanwhile, Jennifer is on the trail.
27 November The Grundys pardon a turkey, and there is an unexpected arrival.
28 November Roy has a painful conversation. Meanwhile, a weight is lifted from Helen's shoulders

30 November Source 1: Kenton speaks his mind, and Peggy speaks from the heart.
30 November Source 2: Shula and Elizabeth have news for David and Helen is comforted.
1 December Contemporary drama in a rural setting.
2 December David has news for Brian, and Clarrie has advice for Emma.
3 December Elizabeth and Shula face Jill, and Helen defends her man.
4 December Emma gets round Will, and Lynda gets a shock.
5 December The Ambridge Christmas lights go on, and Emma has a question.

7 December Time to learn about the History of the Turkey, but Ed and Emma have some news.
8 December Gossip is spreading about Brookfield, and there is unrest among the Blithe Spirit cast.
9 December Susan is fighting Neil's corner, and the Grundys have a seasonal job to do.
10 December David is feeling hounded, and the chips are down at Home Farm.
11 December Pat is exhausted, and Alice is despairing.
12 December Elizabeth needs her mum. Meanwhile, Carol steps into the breach.

12 December Elizabeth needs her mum.

UPDUFFED!?!

IIRC 12th December is the twins' birthday. (We have a family birthday on the same day, which is the only reason I know this!)

Yes! They will be 15. How time flies.

Ah. Probably not upduffed then.

Disappointed to see Rob apparently still living on Dec 3rd. That slurry pit is hardly earning its keep. Unless Helen will be defending his memory. That would be good.

Looking forward to some gossip spreading and Susan beginning of December. Also Helen defending her man? No change there then

I'm getting worried about those hints re Ed and Emma.
Who have had a miserable time over the past few years, what with Keira being pushed into last place by all her grandparents, their financial woes and having to leave their home and move in with the Carters and now Mike moving away.
Will they actually have some good luck for a change? or could this be another part of the great Archers cull of established characters for the likes of Johnnycomelately?

I'm certain they won't cull Grundys Katie.

Though I would have said the same about the Tuckers ...

I would hope that Clarrie is advising Emma to appeal to Will for rental of No 1 The Green. Which she does. And he agrees. Then Ed n Emma either announce a new baby or - even better - announce that Oliver and Caroline have offered them Grange Farm at a peppercorn rent.

The discussion about Daphne Du Maurier on the other thread reminded me of the revelations on this thread - Lower Loxley may burn down. How 'Rebecca-esque' would that be?! I can't think of anyone in this storyline though in terms of the dashing Max de Winter, nor the chilly Mrs Danvers.

You see - I knew this would happen. Have just crowed all over t'other thread about my brilliant predictive skills. As demonstrated above.

I had to come straight over here Zero to see what you had been saying! That's the problem with two threads - don't want to miss any gems. I'm wondering if the mysterious lack of spoiler for Dec 1 is death of Tony. now I won't remember which thread I've posted this on!

I am so relieved!
Gulp at the idea of Tony SOTMC as a prelude to Christmas.

Let's hope the one where Helen defends her man relates to everyone pointing out the uncanny similarity to young Ethan.