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Have you had your free venison burger?

MARRIAGE-WRECKING STRUMPET!!!

AND BASTARDING MARRIED MAN!!!

We need to tell Hayley. NOW

I need bleach for my ears after that...

Fifteen minutes of predicable but far fetched crap. Where the hell did that come from?

It will all end in tears.

Woe, woe and thrice woe.

Aargh... No, no, no.

oh that was just gross

Well that sounded mutual to me! Poor Hayley

the dog is traumatised and lying in a corner whimpering. I know how he feels.
The lizard and Roy of the Rotas exchanging saliva.
No.
So wrong on so many levels.

But the continuity announcer at the end was brilliant!!

Nooooooooo! Roy is meant to be Mr nice guy. Wtf! The question is, who will regret what in the morning?

despite the hinting i don't think i ever believed that was going to really happen

The bit at the beginning where Lizzie was boggling at whatever it was under the dappled shade sounded distinctly like an acid trip to me. Do you think Roy spiked Lizzie's breakfast latte with half a tab of California Sunshine and she spiked his cocktail with a roofie and a viagra?

Ah, the continuity announcer was the lovely Eggy ('twas I who named him thus long, long ago on a messageboard far, far away)

Am trying to work this out, Rotaboy is, as we speak, dtd with his daughter's... what? Great-aunt?

Why is that continuity announcer Eggy? Not arguing, just wondering ...

Because, when he first posted on the old, blessed, now-defunct messageboard, he used the name OneEggOrTwo

How sweet! He does make me laugh with his dry post-dum de dum pronouncements.

Jennifer & Lizzie are first cousins, so Phoebe & Lizzie are 1st cousins twice removed. Has anyone looked up age difference of Liz + Roy?

about 10 yrs i think?

Switched off before continuity - what did he say?

Something like "Hear that whirring noise? That's Julia Pargeter ... spinning."

I'm regretting it already., it is a shame I can't unhear it.

I've a feeling that it might be a false ending, and Lizzie will wake all safe and cosy in her own tent, what with Rotaboy being a gent and all that.

Roy was born in 1978 so ..... 11 years?

Ah, I spy a fellow ML-er here!!
I miss that board. Possibly some of the best fun ever. My favourite thread was "I love the Archers - it is a lovely show", started after one poster complained that we were all nasty and shouldn't post on her threads so she could talk to the two others who agreed with her.

I can only imagine what ML would have made of tonight...

Almost 11 yrs, She's 1967 & he's 1978.