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[PseudoBadger]

Will this thread make it to the wedding? Will it outlive Tony?

...where he can weed his beloved carrots for all eternity...

Pseudo I don't know if this thread is going to last till Thursday! We might need a wedding eve one instead

"All the time in the world"? Rush to the Ambridge wedding thread...."

"Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you... the Bride and Doom...."

"Old (Hall), New (build), Borrowed (money)... Will Ambridge be feeling blue the morning after?"

I like the new Tony and don't want him to be deaded.

It's got to be Krusty. She will implode with the personality transplant she's had.

We know that she has had on the dress with the hair done, now they have rehearsed the ceremony. She's a goner.

i really really don't want kirsty to become miss haversham

Zero love them all!

"It's going to be so beautiful" and there pat sealed the doom...

GypsyFloss I watched Fargo whilst in labour with my first born and loved it. I'm in two minds about this version but probably give it a crack. There's something not quite right about this sentence I am far too polite to wonder aloud if it's to do with labour & giving it a crack
I agree about the 23rd Psalm (The Lord is My Shepherd) being a funeral hymn- my own dm tells me it is & she knows her hymns.

OOH I like this

What's s/he for?

I didn't think I could get more invested over a plot line as I was with the Cheesy Queasy Hellin and Rob. But this has me gripped again!

Have they really chosen The Lord's my Shepherd? I missed that. I heard her say Dear Lord and father of Mankind which is fine. 23rd psalm.couldn't be more doomy.

@ toldmywrath tbh it was less of a crack and more of a scissors and salad servers situation in the end.

Blimey Gypsy I know just what you mean -thankfully not personal experience -no salad servers anyway
The dragon is for St George's day (England saint's day) which is tomorrow 23rd April Zero

Title - "My Big Fat Ambridge Wedding"?

Defo the lord's my shepherd at 11 mins 30 on the podcast. She even said it in my v relaxed v liberal almost heathen URC way! I just played the opener of the podcast while singing the hymn. My dd sent me to my room!! (she has a point!)

All I was thinking is "how does a dragon fit into the Wedding story?"

Oops sorry Zero I sort of assumed that you might not be from UK, hence the long winded explanation. Now I'm going to have to think of a link between the dragon & the?non? wedding !

's ok. St George's Day wasn't uppermost in my thoughts. And my radio only reminded me about Shakespeare's birthday. All getting in the way of Thursday.

Pseudo Your title makes me feel certain that there will be tears.... I'm seeing acres of taffeta, streaked mascara and a flower-bedecked haycart upturned in a ditch.

Zero's 'something old, something new' is brilliant.

The has made me remember I need to ditch my easter egginess.

Oohhhhhhhhh.

Oh Tony.

And ribena near a wedding dress. Honestly.

Tony was very touching but I felt so sorry for Tom yet again being compared to John.

I'm beginning to feel a bit more optimistic about Thursday now.