Thoughts on this house?

[Mumblechum0]

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/79073727#/media

I quite like it

I like it, but there's waaaaay too much 'stuff' in it!

No one lives there. Its a magazine photo shoot set.

Its too much about the decor rather than the building...

It's lovely but not a fan of the kitchen and the hats on the wall is a bit weird.

Too. Much. Stuff.

It's a shame that they've put so much time and effort into staging it yet the lid off the candle on the hearth is wonky. Stands out like a sort thumb.

Decor not to my taste at all - is that a selection of urns on the dining table?!

If that's a real cockatoo in the cage then the cage is too small.

It is lovely, but the kitchen is far, far too small for a house of that price!

They will need many many removal lorries I think

Gonna be a lootttt of repainting to do when grey goes out of fashion 😁

Looks a bit over designed - straight out of amagazine! But beautiful, if not quite to my more eclectic taste.

I'm imagining somebody's poor husband forced to live surrounded by all that tat.
I suppose there's nothing wrong that a massive donation to a charity shop wouldn't fix.

I really love it, but agree it’s over decorated.

It looks like a hotel or cottage for rent rather than a house.

But I’m guessing the decor doesn’t come in the price so I can definitely see myself living there.

It's obviously a dream house with nowt to do but fill it with the sort of crap and tat the buyer prefers.

It is £999,500 over budget for me though.

I think I have lived in small gaffs for too long...it makes me feel vaguely acrophobic.

Has Mrs Hinch won the lottery?

trying too hard with decor and stuff, have a massive skip clear out the tat and then let's look at it.

@TroysMammy

If that's a real cockatoo in the cage then the cage is too small.

Haha I this was my first thought too but there's no sign of food or water so think it's stuffed. most definitely not envy

I see Medusa has paid a visit.

I like it. Nothing a tin of paint couldn't sort to get rid of the grey. Looks like pictures by those EAs who tend to favour glossy and over exposed pictures, which I think tend to make a house look more cluttered and over styled than it is.

Recycling centre doesn't look like a huge one - don't know the area or how busy it would get though.

It just screams ‘we have money!!!!’ To me. But I do like it

The decorating is so blah and samey I lost interest. It would have been pretty in one room. The outside is just stunning though!

Its not yours, is it OP?

I'm honestly not sure if some house photos are black and white or filtered in some way. Just so much unimaginative grey. It'll be lovely once the OTT furniture is gone.

Zoom in to the table on photo 13. Gave me a good laugh. Beautiful house to 'skim' over photos of, but look any closer and it's just dreary (and probably cost a lot to look that way).

@Ilovemycat13

It just screams ‘we have money!!!!’ To me. But I do like it

money doesn't buy you good taste though, but everyone to their own.

Yawn.

Incredibly dull and boring, and the same as a million other next catalogue houses.

Pass.