what's the loveliest phonetic spelling of a word you've seen?

[BellaBearisWideAwake]

DS1 wrote SMUTIS on a shopping list. And TMUTOS.

'Barf thoom and poot thoom inercot.'
From 'Waiz I help my mum wiv the twins' from a reception child.
Thought 'thoom' was odd for 'them' until I actually said the sentence aloud.....

Coesee (DDtoday in homework)
rfdr - child in my class
(cosy and after)

I once had a Northern Irish boyfriend who wrote me a letter talking about a 'fillum' he'd seen in town and then they'd gone to a 'bonefire'.

DS1 wrote about a rattlesnake for his homework about animals recently. They ar poysnus.

And once 'I wanta bee a crokodyl or a mowse or a whore beecoz I lik annimulls.'
Whore= HORSE. It was adorable. And funny.

And DS gave me a card saying 'flowus ar reeli pritti but yu ar prittya beecoz yu ar lik a smyl and yu mayk mi fiel happi evri day beecoz yu luv mi a lot and yu hug mi and kis mi gud nyt.'

penis for pennies and fuck for fork are quite common mistakes.

dd's first attempt at writing was FIU = fire she was obsessed with playing fire fighters at the time.

theherring you are making me cry at 7.08 on a Momday morning :)

Not quite the same but when dd was little
She used to call popcorn cockporn!!!!! Very embarrassing at the cinema with her squealing lets get some
Cockporn!

I did love dd1's spelling of youneecorn when she was small, still makes me smile.
I also liked my 5 yo dd2's story about the three litol pigs.

I expect someone's said this one, but I've a friend who wrote in a spelling test potoooooooo-and got the mark because the teacher thought it was very funny. He did tell her to write the correct spelling out three times though, as we had to with any we got wrong.

ezd egs
(Easter eggs)

I get "luf DS" as well, so cute.

In case this thread's getting too sacchyrine, this hot off the press from my DS, chalked on the path after I got home from work tonight: 'I'm tighud of torcing to you' Decorated with shells and daisies - passive aggressive or what? Should I let him on Mumsnet? He's 6.

oh, strong work MoH's DS, bravo!

These are fab, especially the rude ones: fack you, cockporn!

Before she could read DD1 once fished t-w-a-t out of bath letters and stuck them on the wall in that order,nice!

fukshns= instructions describes DIY reality v well sapphire

And skwobl surely has many good uses on MN and in RL.

CUNTRY

Cuntry - that is the best one so far

I hav for citns and too dogs and a hamsta but I rilli want ginny pigs and rats and a big munki. Mummi seys I am a littil munki and I want a big munki.

His homework tonight

Love this thread.

DD once drew Winnie the Pooh characters and labelled them, I rather liked 'pigloot' ('oo' as in book)

She has also written love as 'luff' which makes me smile as MNers write it like that too :o

cyoocumba
(DD1 writing a shopping list when in reception).

My ds wrote all therude words he knew on our whiteboard once - Urc, Wicl and Butum

Me when first learning to write English (must have been about 6/7 and just a tiny bit dyslectic)

Bess wrkt ass a framer in de feelt

What's potooooo and Urc?

My favourite was DS, 4yo at the time - he did a Google search for "nyoosoopamareeobroz" (New Super Mario Bros) :)

Ds wrote that he wanted ti invite "mafyoo" for tea.
He also left me a note "I am scerd (scared) of Linse".
I asked who this lindsey was, was she picking on him at school?
Turned out to be "lions"
:-)