what's the loveliest phonetic spelling of a word you've seen?

[BellaBearisWideAwake]

DS1 wrote SMUTIS on a shopping list. And TMUTOS.

When DD was still little I remember this one: choobs :)

What's SMUTIS? I've been sat here saying it over and over but cant get it!

I remember DD writing 'can we hav skubetee for tee plees' once

Smarties!

Ah smarties?!

Lol I got it before you posted. I do love phonetic spelling. I work in a primary school so see lots of it

My dd has a friend whose dad is French and called Jean-Pierre.

One day she had reason to write his name down and it came out Xompier.

"Bulzi" - DD was away on a school trip and in her letter home was telling me about her first go at archery.

the usual suspects are egog [hedgehog] and artetac [heart attack]

Apor.

It's a fruit.

Loved 'acsidunt' when DD was little and wrote a note to me apologising for spilling a yoghurt (there may have been some shouting but 'acsidunt' made my hard old heart melt).

Chooseday
Best day of the week

I've always liked 'ponner'

Once a ponner time

DD writing about our garden for hw. 'Mi fayvrit flowur is a choolip.'

My 3yo confidently told me that CR spells car. I couldn't fault his logic. At the moment he's picking up some letters phonetically and others by their letter names, so CR it is!

"Dear Nan and Grandad" (so far so good) "sangck you for the swiming chrongcks"

A friend's DD wrote 'there wuns was a cat' which I liked

I luf efreeone speshulee Amy.

DD wrote a book with this title.

This will out me if anyone who knows me is on here but my Y1 DS3 is utterly obsessed with his 'ovahed bjecta'

Skwije.
They were describing textures.

"fit" for theatre. It doesn't make sense until you pronounce it with a south London accent which makes a "f" sound of "th".

Ya carnt cach me iym the Jinja bred man
Works best in DS's Geordie accent, love it

Ystd (yesterday)
Mafyew (matthew)
Milez

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