what's the loveliest phonetic spelling of a word you've seen?

[BellaBearisWideAwake]

DS1 wrote SMUTIS on a shopping list. And TMUTOS.

DS2 wrote moovey for movie the other day. I also like elft for elephant.

fack yoo mises fanney
thank you mrs (not anything even close to fanney)

I asked my class to write down their greatest achievement of the year. One wrote foniks.

Hmm.

I fel and my penis fel out of my pokkt.

Pennies obv

Teaching placement in birmingham... The animals were woyald.

Mowntin (mountain) written by DD (age 5)

Auntie Loowees - Auntie Louise

Tywoosday - Tuesday

Cuntry - You can guess that one

Branleuse how on earth did you manage that heart in your post?

Lovin the thread BTW. I have a lovely list of months written phonetically by DD that includes "janyooeree"

in Y2, writing in an imaginary setting (following on from Traditional Tales, obv)
the Pisses finded the goldn penis

(the princess found the golden pennies. well what were ypu thinking) Staff came from all corners of the school to see that piece of legendary writing.

Oh dear, I welled up a little bit at 'Skwije' and the rest of the thread got a bit blurred!

my favourite phonetic word used to be jaraf, its recently changed to Misis A Misis B Misis C Misis D Misis E (dd has lots of teachers in her class....) I think this is how we should all spell Mrs, makes so much more sense!!!

My DD wrote about a jackoosie yesterday. I much prefer her version to the real one!

I was marking a spelling test for my year 3s last year when I came across

1. Cunt

right in the middle of one of them. It was supposed to say can't!

Loving this thread - but can't work out "elo citi gamz" Branleuse and feel it's just a bit too late to wake up DS to translate

Crst, when DD's best friend broke her leg in reception.

firytnd for frightened

Frogsporn

Reception DD's idea of the stage before tadpoles! Quite apt really!

My dd wrote the story of the 3 pigs in reception. She ended it, telling how the wolf fell down the chimney and 'hrt his bottm'. So funny and cute. she is now a grumpy teenager

There's a sign on DS3's bedroom door which reads "if yoo cum in wen ighm cros yoo will get beetun' It was written when he was 5 and has been there quite a while - I can't bring myself to take it down :D

'terd' was terrible with a reversal!

elo citi gamez probably means Hello Kitty Games

Thanks Ilovepowerhoop - having a boy would never have worked that out

Just looked in 6yo DD1's homework folder, there were some corkers...

To Jack's amaysment ther wos a jaynt beenstork. He clymd to the top and cwayertly snuck in to the castle at the top. He herd a lawd booming voys that sawndid like it blongd to a huwj jaynt.

It's time for brecfurst sed Mummy Bar. But I wont to go to the enchantid forist on my scoowter sed Baby Bar. So Baby Bar pact sum food for the jrny and startid his scewter. Whoosh! Owt in to the morning he went. He met a star fish laying by the rowd. Baby Bar ascked the star fish if he would liek to cum too. Yes sed the star fish so he hopt on the handlbars.