what's the loveliest phonetic spelling of a word you've seen?

[BellaBearisWideAwake]

DS1 wrote SMUTIS on a shopping list. And TMUTOS.

[StealthOfficialCrispTester]

Pmsl at SLAG and fack you

[BellaBearisWideAwake]

What's urc and wicl?!

[seeker]

Arse and winkle!

[DewDr0p]

Osg - Oscar (his friend) is my all time favourite.

[BellaBearisWideAwake]

ahahaha!

[StealthOfficialCrispTester]

Osg took me a while to get but he is a genius

[primarymonkeyhanger]

As a student teacher the first time I saw c*nt in a year 1 class I was astonished until it was pointed out that it is 'yorkshire' for can't!

Wunsaponner is a common one

[Beamur]

Yoonikorn. (Unicorn)

[RustyBear]

My favourite was 'The snack slithered down the tree'. It was a long time ago, so I can't remember how he spelt 'slithered' but I still have visions of yoghurt dripping down the branches....

[MrsMelons]

Primary! DS2 used to say c*nt for can't and we are not from Yorkshire, he also said fucky for froggy, all very embarrassing!

[AuntieBulgaria]

Oh i love this thread.

Dd - reception age 5. My favourite is Sjoo - for stew.

And this story:

Wuns a pon a tim thair wos a giny pig corld Huny hoow livt in a hows numbr 4.

Wun day thy went worcing and ...

You wil find wot it is on the necst paij...

She got lost.

Dn dn dn.

[gaelicsheep]

I will forever treasure the first piece of. proper writing DS brought home. It was about butterflies and other flying things and included the line "He moovs with his friends". It totally got me and I don't think I ever want him to get all his spellings right, not for a few more years anyway!

[louisianablue2000]

The DDs were playing upstairs when I was given a note that said 'amtss acuming. run qick evywu' They were playing Firefighters.

[toffeefee]

DD is always writing about 'sparklee younecorns' (sparkly unicorns!)

[hermitcrab]

Tyoosday

[peanutMD]

not exactly spelling but my DS learnt the alphabet song in nursery when he was 3, he was so pleased with himself.

He was singing

A B C D E F G H I J K ELEMON P Q R S TU'N'V W X Y AND ZEEEE

:o

[spiderlight]

DS keeps his big hexbugs, and the controller for the RC spider, in a box that he has decorated to make it look like a little house and labelled in big red letters: 'Hexbug Hows. Ant, Spidu, Larvu, Cunt' (He ran out of room to write 'Cuntrola').

[spiderlight]

I've got a new one today: DS has written a story at school about a blue bug called Mistu Bloobug

[claudedebussy]

cetl - kettle

[redhappy]

DD s in reception and has just got interested in the idea she can write. I love to see her spellings! My favourite so far hrsis and cupud (horses and cupboard)

[Berrington]

'the baker has no penis' . . . he also had no pennies left!

[morethanpotatoprints]

egog - Hedgehog.

[manchestermummy]

Animoolls and ahoondrid (one hundred). Yes, we live in the north!

[BellaBearisWideAwake]

I'm loving all the accents on this thread!

[wol1968]

How about 'raped' for wrapped? DH did that one when he was about 5, copying out the Nativity story.