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COULD EVERYONE WHO THINKS PREPPING IS STUPID, [INSERT MH INSULT], USELESS AND WEIRD PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE.

179 replies

MrsTerryPratchett · 10/11/2015 01:24

Yes, I shouted. Sorry to your internet ears. Just hide the bloody topic.

Anyone else sort of looking forward to the Zombie Apocalypse now? We can eat all the mean non-preppers. That is a joke in case any special snowflakes think I will actually eat them.

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Zetetic · 10/11/2015 16:53

oops sorry - a bit behind the curve (didn't read earlier posts). I now see that there is a comment from MN about changing the name.

atticusclaw2 · 10/11/2015 17:22

I like "The Bunker" too. I agree that we might have fewer insults thrown about if people realise we're not all living in fortified bunkers with machine guns and wearing gas masks.

Zetetic · 10/11/2015 17:31

In a way it was quite funny that someone might think of me that way (complete opposite really).

Anyway I fancy being Katniss Everdeen with a bow and arrow. except I would probably shoot myself in the foot Grin

ArmchairTraveller · 10/11/2015 17:33

Come on over, we have longbows. And we know how to fletch and smith too. Smile

Stratter5 · 10/11/2015 17:43

I might move in with Armchair, I love playing with bows and arrows, and I rather like toddlers.

BertrandRussell · 10/11/2015 17:47

As I said on the other thread, I was disappointed. I was hoping you were going to be proper Survivalists. Not just doing what everyone does when OhYluBadKitten tells us it's going to snow.

I have loads of useful skills- I can knapp, and fletch and gralloch. And hawk.I have cooked a whole lamb in a fire pit. I can cook bread over an open fire. And I could probably remember how to make rabbit snares- although I'd rather not Available to the highest bidder.

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 10/11/2015 17:49

I don't mind it bring called The Bunker....but I don't want the mean arses on the other threads thinking they've won and all the weirdos and they're stupid preppers topic has been disbanded! Can we have a big announcement or something?

Stratter5 · 10/11/2015 17:56

Maybe the announcement could include some pointed remarks about childish posters and how distasteful it is to use MH jibes.

atticusclaw2 · 10/11/2015 17:57

Its probably better to let them think they've scared us off. Then they might just leave us alone. I grew tired very quickly of trying to explain to them over and over and over...

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 10/11/2015 18:00

True prepped mentality atticus Smile

Although I don't, I'm still ready to square up and defend. Not that I'm doing it well, seem to be getting myself in a pickle Confused

ThroughThickAndThin01 · 10/11/2015 18:00

preppers mentality....

atticusclaw2 · 10/11/2015 18:02

I'm a lawyer. I argue all day every day and get bored very quickly when I can't have a real argument with someone. Happy to argue the points. Not happy to say the same thing again and again to people who just don't want to listen.

Atomik · 10/11/2015 18:02

I have loads of useful skills- I can knapp, and fletch and gralloch. And hawk.I have cooked a whole lamb in a fire pit. I can cook bread over an open fire. And I could probably remember how to make rabbit snares- although I'd rather not Available to the highest bidder.

I baggsie Bertrand

I am the only one whose official meteorological "Winter Is Coming! Oh bigger." alert graphic features Maurauding Polar Bears Bear.

So I get first dibs. Our need is greater.

KatharineClifton · 10/11/2015 18:03

What even is prepping?

Atomik · 10/11/2015 18:04

oh bigger bugger

I will not miss predicative text when the Big Freeze (With Added Extra Polar Bears) arrives and my iPad becomes an expensive coffee table decoration.

SenecaFalls · 10/11/2015 18:04

I live in Florida. I have been through three hurricanes. I used to live in New Orleans. I still mourn a city I love that was nearly demolished by a horrific hurricane with many lives lost and many more changed utterly. I believe in being ready. But we call it preparedness.

I do think there is a problem with the name. "Preppers" conjures up to me extreme right-wingers in the US hoarding guns, food, and all manner of other things against an Obama-led socialist heathen takeover of all that they think is good and holy in America. I think other people on MN may think of that connotation as well.

Definitely call it something else.

KatharineClifton · 10/11/2015 18:07

Ah, thank you howtorebuild - basically having full cupboards then.

BertrandRussell · 10/11/2015 18:08

Absolutely, Seneca. The sort of people Louis Theroux goes to live with for a week. Which is why (sorry) it is hugely entertaining to discover that to some people it's getting an extra Ocado delivery.

I do think one of the most important things to get you through the End of Days would be a sense of humour and an ironic self awareness........

jeanswithatwist · 10/11/2015 18:11

i don't really get why so many of you are so bothered what the rude twats in aibu think about this section Confused. I have been a prepper for as long as i can remember tbh, always kept it secret and only let dh into it when he caught me signing for a box of Mountain House that was being delivered a few years ago Grin. I like 'The Bunker' but do feel that it is giving in to the fears of people elsewhere. I think, if anything, it should be changed to 'The End A Cometh', something like that, give them something to REALLY piss them off Smile. btw, imop, prepping isn't just about tips as to what to do, it is a mindset and alot of us that do it, do it because we have a fear about scenarios such as fallen goverments/things going tits up. I am at least honest about half the reason i do it, be nice to talk to others who have deep routed fears about such stuff

Stratter5 · 10/11/2015 18:18

I do think one of the most important things to get you through the End of Days would be a sense of humour and an ironic self awareness.....

I'd say I have both. They simply have a habit of fail go when confronted by cunts who think it's acceptable to behave like that.

Back to what it is; it's flexible, it's what that particular person can manage, and is happy with. For some, that's simply having a few extra cans of food, and some candles. If you live in a flat in a big town, or a city, that's probably all that's feasible and necessary. For others, including me, it's more about being as self sufficient as possible, for many varied reasons. For me personally, it's because I feel most comfortable relying on myself, I like being self responsible, and I like that it will enable me to reduce my footprint, and live more naturally. I'm no townie, I got enough of that when I worked in London. I'm happiest outside, and I like growing my own food.

KatharineClifton · 10/11/2015 18:24

I'm a bit weirded out there is a word for being prepared - isn't it just what most sensible people do, just in case? Learnt it off my forces mum though so perhaps not.

Stratter5 · 10/11/2015 18:27

Personally, I'm more weirded out that my local council has spent over 100k on evacuation route signs.

Yes, I do live in the UK.

KatharineClifton · 10/11/2015 18:28

Evacuation from what?

cozietoesie · 10/11/2015 18:42

Flood if I recall.