Ladies, what the fudge is this?? Thread 8!? 🤯
Sorry I've been quiet. It must have been really rubbish round here without me! 😋
So, anyone else got a low lying placenta? In my scan, they mentioned that my placenta was covering my cervix but I didn't think much of it. Then I got summoned by a consultant. And let me tell you, that was a rollercoaster:
- "I don't need to see you anymore about your weight as everything is going fine (but I won't sign you off for MLU so think again, PeeAche)"
Followed by...
- "But oh no. I do want to see you again. Your placenta is totally eclipsing your cervix. It'll probably move by itself so no big deal. But if it doesn't move... it's a huge deal."
Then she told me no more sex. I told her my husband wouldn't believe this and I need a doctor's note. She didn't laugh.
(I find my sense of humour doesn't go down all that well in medical settings.)
Anyway, I can now add "no shagging" to the list of fun things I'm not allowed to do anymore, along with gin and hot tubs and second hand smoking.
These are the things that used to define me. Without them, I'm just a slightly chubby woman that cuts her own hair and sometimes talks about cats.
As an act of rebellion I ate an entire packet of wild smoked salmon on Monday. ✌️