Apparently my husband has absolutely no idea how the female body works!

[BigThunderMountainRailroad]

This happened last night and it honestly had me rolling about the place laughing.

My husband and I are expecting our first baby. I’m 21 weeks today. Our sex life since I’ve become pregnant has honestly been as good as ever. Passionate and loving a few times a week. Last night in bed I roll over and start “trying it on” as such and he gives me the cold shoulder. This has NEVER happened before so naturally I was worried, did he not find my pregnant body attractive any more? I press him on it and he doesn’t say a lot, all I get was “I’m just not in the mood”. I refuse to accept this so I press him more until he FINALLY admits he’s been reading the baby’s development week by week and he read that the baby learns to grab this week, they will start grabbing their ears, nose and umbilical cord..

Turns out he’s TERRIFIED the baby is going to grab his dick during sex!!! 😭😂 i could hardly breathe through the laughing to explain this isn’t possible!

My husband is honestly the most intelligent person I know, very well educated.. but I think he needs to go back and sit some secondary school biology lessons!!

@DrinkFeckArseGirls

If the OP didn’t press why the unusual refusal, she wouldn’t have found out the stupid reason behind it. Now she’s educated her husband and they can go back to shagging 🤷‍♀️

He still might not want to though, despite her explanation. My husband refused once he could feel the baby moving - fair enough.

So lucky to be married to a science teacher!

@DrinkFeckArseGirls

If the OP didn’t press why the unusual refusal, she wouldn’t have found out the stupid reason behind it. Now she’s educated her husband and they can go back to shagging 🤷‍♀️

She could have asked him the next day after taking no for no. It’s wrong for either partner to continue press for a “good reason” to say no to sex after the person has 1) not physically responded, but gave the cold shoulder and 2) also said they are not in the mood. In fact, either one by itself means no. While the reason #3 was “stupid”, the OP ignored #1 and #2 which were clear communication of no consent. She didn’t have to keep pressuring him for sex right then in the moment.

It’s also very disturbing to set a precedent that you must say yes to sex unless you have a reason good enough for your partner to accept. That is an unhealthy relationship.

@FlowerPig

I spy some of the same negative nellys that were being rude on my earlier post too.

I was considering never posting on here again but if they can be the same on this post it says more about them than me!!

I wonder how shit life has to be to feel the need to be so miserable and serious online all the time?

The story made me laugh OP!!

I feel you. I once wrote a post on here and the trolls came out 🙄🙄 actually made me laugh quite a bit as I could see how uptight they were and I was just baiting them 🎣😂

It's a light hearted story for Gods sake. We all have stupid moments throughout life... I can't imagine how uptight someone must be to never have experienced saying something silly or 'uneducated' as someone said earlier.

OP don't let the negative nellys get to you! It's a funny story, thanks for sharing. And I hope you enjoyed your shag! 😏

I haven't read through all of the comments just the first few and was already pissed off!
Why are people such dickheads??
Clearly she's shared the post in Jest and taking the piss out of her husband for being so stupid.
I personally think it's really funny as a lot of men worry about things like this but out come the trolls, the feminists and the "I'm offended" commenting.
Lighten up abit it's clearly a joke and has no effect on your life in the slightest bit!!
Just because he's clever and educated doesn't mean he's got common sense 😂 clearly.
My husband is intelligent but still comes out with the most stupid of comments as do we all 😊

@AnneLovesGilbert

If someone says they’re not in the mood it’s best to respect that and leave them to it.

This 💯 %

@BeingATwatItsABingThing

Well, he certainly thinks highly of himself.

I'm crying 🤣