Pregnancy glamour overload...

[Baguettes]

I have just picked a fight with DH regarding his bloody stinky feet. We are not talking. I am now lying stretched out on the sofa like a blimp, farting and burping. I am wearing leggings with a hole in the knee and another one developing in the crotch area. No bra. I need a bath. Considering a bowl of Rice Krispies for dinner.

Would anyone like to stake a claim to being more glamorous / sexy than me this evening?

well done apple.

Just wait until you have to mix terrible allergies / hayfever and sneezing with the need to go for a wee all the time. I managed to projectile wee as a result; luckily it was in the bathroom so easy to clean up, I was part but also quite impressed!

And a big yes to the PP who recommends Tena or liners; it's the only way your knickers will stay dry, quite important at work...

Dry knickers are totally overrated