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ok do oyhtink we will still all be discussing Hm next week

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SpongeybobSquarepants · 08/10/2006 15:52

or not

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NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 12:43

This is just to say

I have saved
some of the
threads that
were later deleted

and which
probably should
have been gone
forever

Forgive me
they were mad
and crazy
and weird.

(apologies to WCW)

gertfatcod · 09/10/2006 12:44

Baby for Christmas.
Who gets up in the night-time?
Fractured family.

CappuccinoTheHaikuPedant · 09/10/2006 12:49

nqc I love that

Creena · 09/10/2006 12:49

I'm sorry but this has made me laugh and laugh and laugh....

On Monday dusting
Mr Sheen on duster, which?
halo or helmet?

Nice one, gertfatcod!

northerner · 09/10/2006 12:51

Haiku is for nobs
Im with expatinScotland
Haiku off now please

krabbiepatty · 09/10/2006 12:56

V clever NQC, but am still waiting for the verse epic...

Blu · 09/10/2006 12:58

LOL at NQC re WCW
(plums!)

gertfatcod · 09/10/2006 12:59

Take it away, No!
Haiku allows expression
Many emotions.

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 13:00

There is another (much better!) parody of that one, full of WCW references.

stoppinattwo · 09/10/2006 13:08

Cod why did you start another thread???

NorksDrift · 09/10/2006 13:10

gertfatcod posts gems
but who is she we ask
can anyone tell?

gertfatcod · 09/10/2006 13:11

Invisible me.
Unnoticed, mediocre
Suddenly famous

ginmummy · 09/10/2006 13:15

Troll

JackieNoHeadJustABloodyStump · 09/10/2006 13:16

I wonder whether there might be a clue to gertfatcod's real identity in this one that they posted earlier:

Laughing, quite merry
this imposter, cool breezes
Spelling far too good

Could it be someone with laughing, merry, happy in the name?

gertfatcod · 09/10/2006 13:17

Trip trap or trap trip
Mean spirited ginmummy
Longtime poster entertains

krabbiepatty · 09/10/2006 13:18

Ah genius,bloodystump, Happydaddy?

FioFio · 09/10/2006 13:22

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QueenQuootieSpookypieBee · 09/10/2006 13:26

Looking online,
The other night
One large thread
What a sight

Tales of babies
Tales of not
Tales of affairs
We were all in shock

Who is this person?
Who can she be?
Who is the man
Who impregnated thee?

The story unfolded
The truth was found
Someone on Mumsnet
Had been sleeping around

Never before on mumsnet
Had such a thing occured
Its the messiest situation
I have ever heard

Now its dying down
And people have crawled back into holes
The banted shall revert back
To fruit shoots and sausage rolls!

gertfatcod · 09/10/2006 13:27

Roast chicken and veg.
Unpalatable, bland mess
Help needed to carve.

hunkermunster · 09/10/2006 13:55

MB, is that you, perchance?

nulnulcat · 09/10/2006 14:17

really think the subject should be dropped and the people concerned left to sort the mess out themselves

havent read the threads it would take too long and not my business but i get the gist of what is happening

think about his wife / her husband how must they feel if they find out which no doubt they will as hundreds of people seem to be spending hours discussing it

my ex had an affair and left me for someone else i was more devastated when i found out loads of people knew about it and didnt tell me! eventually the gossip reached me and i felt so stupid

everyone is judging these people without knowing the full story, is everyones lives so perfect they are in a position to do this? i know mine isnt!

how would you all feel if it was your lives making car crash tv?

cupsnakes · 09/10/2006 14:19

well, you've just pushed it back to the top of active conversations...

shhhh · 09/10/2006 14:20

if it was my life I wouldn't post about it on mn.

CreepyJess · 09/10/2006 15:04

Give up nulnulcat, they are having far too much fun

cheeryface · 09/10/2006 15:10

someone tell me who hm is/was purrrrrlllease

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