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ok do oyhtink we will still all be discussing Hm next week

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SpongeybobSquarepants · 08/10/2006 15:52

or not

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gertfatcod · 09/10/2006 11:42

Mob-handed censure.
Nay to drawing line under.
Clearblue first response.

moaningpaper · 09/10/2006 11:43

Man loves blue dragon.
Babies start appearing. Oops.
Stones fly through ether.

moaningpaper · 09/10/2006 11:43

hehe you are GOOD

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 11:46

Threads and threads and threads
MN HQ deletes again
Oh! When will it stop!

alexsCURSEDMUMMY · 09/10/2006 11:48

butif the origianl poster " huge mistake" didn't want people to talk about her business, then why post it?
she outed herself as did he.

i'm sorry but you can't come on something like this, chuck a massive piece of info in, and not expect people to talk about it.

it's very noble to say, " move along don't talk about it" but people will want to talk about it.
and if the op hadn't washed her dirty linen inpublic we would have nothing to talk about . everybody will get bored soon anyway.

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 11:48

Sh*t, middle line too long.

Everyone knows who
But if anyone posts names
The thread vanishes

alexsCURSEDMUMMY · 09/10/2006 11:49

nqc - 2ndline has too many syllables

krabbiepatty · 09/10/2006 11:50

I wonder if they could save the fabulous haikus when they delete this thread? Perhaps in a new haiku topic...

gertfatcod · 09/10/2006 11:50

On Monday dusting
Mr Sheen on duster, which?
halo or helmet?

krabbiepatty · 09/10/2006 11:51

What is teh syllable count on haikus again?

ledodgywizardrobespierre · 09/10/2006 11:51

5-7-5

iota · 09/10/2006 11:52

lunch-time nookie-fest
a secret shared with many
it ends in tears

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 11:52

Cod is v good.

More information
Changes opinions; Who now
Defends the couple?

alexsCURSEDMUMMY · 09/10/2006 11:52

5-7-5

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 11:52

iota, last line only 4, not 5

Blu · 09/10/2006 11:53

Their behaviour hasn't been great BUT I think that one way or another - and probably both, they will be having a very miserable time atm. Not to mention the other parties.
It is possible to have a view on behaviour woithout revelling in it or getting in a quick kick whenever a gap appears in the crowd.

Behind all this, beyond the scandal and revelations, the situation is mostly just terribly, terribly sad.

iota · 09/10/2006 11:53

isn't tears 2 syllables?

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 11:53

Afternoon delight
Not a big hit with mumsnet
oh! or people's wives

IdrisTheDragon · 09/10/2006 11:53

I remember at school doing cinquaines (not sure how to spell)

Their syllable count was 2-4-6-8-2.

Anyone fancy a try?

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 11:54

How can tears be two syllables? Maybe in the southern us?

dinosaur · 09/10/2006 11:54

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This has been withdrawn by MNHQ at the poster's request.

hunkermunster · 09/10/2006 11:55

Car crash rubberneck
Posters made a mess of lives
Course it's not Hunker!

IdrisTheDragon · 09/10/2006 11:55

I think tears is one syllable as well.

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 11:56

Nooners fun for two
pregnancy and gossip make
fun for all the rest

NotQuiteCockney · 09/10/2006 11:56

Right! That's it! I'm starting a thread announcing it is hunker ;-)

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