ok do oyhtink we will still all be discussing Hm next week

[SpongeybobSquarepants]

or not

Hunker, who should I say is the dad? You can pick a man or a woman, it's up to you.

Should I just say it's me?

Virtual lovers meet
HPT is positive
MSN fires burn

MP, first line is 6, not 5

ROFL! Yeah, go for it, NQC. We did meet up at the weekend after all (think we got away with it though - nobody spotted you were a hairy handed trucker - nice work with the Veet )

Daddies
Having babies
Not virtual but real
Mums typing scandal hour on hour
Enough.

Cinquaine

sorry about outing you hunker

Oh, wait, is there some weird English way to pronounce "virtual" where it has 2 syllables, not 3? Vir-twal?

I suppose virtual could have 2 syllables, depending on how you said it.

Oh, damn, could you smell the Veet? I tried to wash it all off, but it's hard to get rid of that smell ...

damn you Haiki critics

Bah humbug, bavk to drawing board, I think actually I was cheating on real...

Well, there are similarities.

Both HMs have two boys.

Both have a penchant for posting scantily clad photos of themselves on MN.

Both have secret lovers they met on MN ( NQC)

Sordid affair that
Would not have happened before
Old Mumsnet had class.

one is self obsessed

one is an attention seeker

one has issues

the other is my mate

willow2 arking back to the good old mumsnet days

Oi! It's meant to be secret!

Pity I wasn't on my bicycle, I would have brought my helmet! It's big and shiny! And blue!

Conversation love.
Oh! Beautiful conception
Wished johnnie was on.

Comeon you critics show us your cinquaines...

Cod! You are too good at this, can you only post in Haiku today?

(Also, you type properly when doing Haiku!)

Hey cod, how about a sonnet or a villanelle?

ahem this is me you nonces
i ahev been at tesco

Pregnancy drama
The crowd jeers from the sidelines
The lovers vanish

Ok, so who's gertfatcod then?

eh? so who is the poet imposter?