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August 2008: in which we undoubtedly welcome Miniest Oops!

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CaptainCaveman · 26/05/2010 23:00

come on in and make yourselves at home....

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LadyGardenia · 28/05/2010 10:36

springer fb me your number and I'll send it to you.

hotterpotter · 28/05/2010 10:38

LOL at x-post there VG

I meant I thought Sazz said Thora Hird, but you do look particularly hot in that dress with your boobies bursting out...

LadyGardenia · 28/05/2010 10:42

Oh that old thing, I've been bursting out of that for years.

cyteen · 28/05/2010 10:50

pots I was dreaming preening too at Drew Barrymore. And yes, I would shag Salma Hayek

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 10:53

Here is me, more right than left (and pleased to be so tbh)

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 10:56

or even here

Glad i din't offend anyone yet

oopsandbabycoconut · 28/05/2010 11:53

Singa - FB me your number and I will text you

Crispy - who might I be in your film??

I have just laughed behing my screen as DD2 just did a rocket propelled poo at the girly changing her nappy - she looks like she has been muconium pebble dashed (sorry, you probably need to be here to appreciate the funny side - nice neat brown uniform, hair in a bun, arrived this morning wearing hat and cloak and is not spotty green!!)

TwilightSurfer · 28/05/2010 12:21

Oops you sounds so RELAXED! Love it!! I am so glad you and babyyou are getting along so absolutely well.

Crispy I love you have lined up to play us. We are going to ROCK in the theaters. I imagine it will be a blend of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya's and SexInTheCity with a hint of Tea with Mussolini.

so embarrassed about my screen accident and dumping it all here. i was just trying to rid myself of what could have been a bad scene with dh as it kinda made me MAD too. the blasted door had been OPEN all afternoon...why oh why FIL decided to close it is beyond me. Oh well, DH said we are going to ignore it and move on with our LAST DAY! What ever will I do when I get home.

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 12:23

Brilliant oops and glad you are being looked after and your sense of humour is right on track

cyteen · 28/05/2010 12:48

oops - Charlize Theron?

RedLentil · 28/05/2010 12:49

Can I be played by
Julianne Moore because my freckles are like hers in the second pic down.

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 12:59

Ooh yes Cyteen, just who i thought of, just perfect

Buckets - Winona Ryder

Spot on Red

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 13:03

Cast list so far:

TS - Elisabeth Shue
Crispy - Renee Zelwegger
Dizz - Ashley Jensen (yet tbc)
PF - Anne Hathaway
Cyteen - Drew Barrymore
Hots - Clare Danes
Lady - Salma Hayek
QoD - Thora Birch
Oops - Charlize Theron
Red - Julianne Moore
Buckets - Winona Ryder

I presume someone is tappity tapping away at the script?

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 13:21

Poppy - Catherine Zeta Jones

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 13:30

Longway - America Ferrera (as her, not Ugly Betty obv ). She is a lovely and calm and down to earth person, just like you and she would do you proud i think

Miamla - I am struggling slightly - Halle Berry (bit short), Liv Tyler (can't imagine with short hair) or Audrey Tatu (bit too gamine)

ALBS - Billie Piper, just because of the juxtaposition between a vicars wife and a call girl . Oh, and she is a bloody good actress too!

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 13:34

Cece, how did i forget you?

For some reason Davina is popping into my head, although she could well be a crap actress, sorry

CrispyTheCrisp · 28/05/2010 13:46

Oh no, Poppy is Kate Bekinsale, sorry. Although don't look here if you don't want Lady gloating

LOTI has me stumped re Irish Brummie

hotterpotter · 28/05/2010 14:19

Well Julie Walters is a brummie of Irish extraction and a very good actress, although perhaps not quite so hot as some of the others so no good for loti

poppysocks · 28/05/2010 14:46

Loving our cast list. That's one expensive movie . DH would be at the thought of CZJ - or KB - for that matter. Or both .

Think we can probably do all the behind the scenes stuff too can't we?

VG - script
red - script/proofing/checking we're bang on our feminist tracks
me - raising finance
Crispy/QoD - ensure it's all spent properly
Dizzy & oops - onsite catering
TS -yoga chill-out sessions
CC - first aid
HP & cyteen - chauffering our stars around
buckets & steaky - costumes (with a preponderence of knitted items from buckets)

dizzydixies · 28/05/2010 14:57

I had Poppy as a young Isabella Rossilini (sp?) OR our very own Kate Winslet

and who the hell is Ashley Jensen

dizzydixies · 28/05/2010 14:58

poppy - I think I'd probably be better suited as script typer

and you'd better add miamla to the costume dept too

MrsMiamla · 28/05/2010 14:59

you lot have had me giggling for the last half hour. thank you, they were much needed giggles!

crispy can be audrey?..pleeeeeease! i love her!!!! yes literally!!! I want to be her, so obviously she'll want to be me! here you go...here's how amazing she is!
oh and is it wrong that i don't know who most of the actresses on your list are?!

ooh i've come over all funny and can't remember what i was going to say...oh yes...

oh cyteen! but yes, well done for not covering your eyes too!

oops its so lovely to hear you're having a positive experience at the hospital! and as an added bonus it sounds like little P is already smitten! aaaah. you'd better be having a nap now though girlo if E's sleeping

what else, oh yes... meetup... lwfh... would love to but i suspect end of August will be otherwise occupied but let me know if you fancy popping round to babysit a perfectly well behaved little mischiefmaker boy

DS is watching tv and just started saying 'quack quack quack'. I didn't see what he saw so i asked 'was that a duck?' and he replied in a very droll way...' noooooo' He may as well as rolled his eyes at me!

TS we've got sliding doors from our living room to dining room and i walked into them last week. i can't even blame someone else for closing the door because i did it on the way out. it wouldn't have been so bad if DH,mil and pil weren't all sitting on the sofa watching me does that make you feel a little better? Seriously, these things happen, don't worry about it

red no wise words re DS but i hope he learns from it. must be hard to realise the effect his actions have on others

fil recently admitted to me that he didn't know the difference between 'effect' and 'affect'. After half an hour of trying to explain (along with mil and DH) we gave up and decided if he hasn't got it by now (at the ripe old age of 50 odd) that he's never going to get it!

hmm, what else was i going to say? who knows!

dizzydixies · 28/05/2010 15:01

aarrgghh, so much to say but friend on way with her demolitionderbyofa daughter and my dd1 after school so I'd better go and prep

remind me later I had stuff to tell you though

MrsMiamla · 28/05/2010 15:04

dizz yours was one of the many i didn't know but i've just googled and she's cool! the crazy woman in ugly betty

poppysocks · 28/05/2010 15:16

Oh yes to have missed MrsM in the costume department. This will be a SITC style movie with all these fab ladies on wardrobe.

Congrats btw Cyteen. I took 4 goes ages to pass my test and I definitely found judging widths the hardest thing. In fact there's still a stretch of road I drive everyday that is narrow with parked cars that I always (in my head ) close my eyes for. It does get easier though [crap and underconfident driver alert].

So pleased the hospital is so greatly improved oops. LOL at the Norland girlie. Nothing like letting the real world intrude on a touch of Victoriana.