Not just Why here.....we get a lot of Who, What, Where, and When as well and the endlessly repeating conversations. Last week after our nieghbour had been round to quote for the bathroom and her wee pal had chewed one of her new bath toys
DD.....A is going to fix the bath.
Me.....well he's going to put in a new bath.
DD.....new toilet?
Me....yes, and a new toilet.
DD....A is going to fix the bath.
Me..... Yes DD
DD.....T ate the bath toy
Me.....No, he only chewed it.
DD.....T chewed the horse.
Me.....Yes DD
DD....horse goes in the bath. A is going to fix the bath
repeat ad nauseum until Daisy is banging her head off the wall.
Anyhoo.......A freind sent me this on email earlier so I thought I'd share; 'tis very very funny.
What do you do all day??
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
The door of his wife's car was open, and so was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the hall, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'
She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'
'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.
She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'