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August 08 - Sleep thiefs and baby lags in stripey tops with bags of swag.

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Steaknife · 25/04/2009 11:30

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Miamla · 08/05/2009 21:38

DP's just gone upstairs to bed and said that if i fancied joining him for a cuddle then I should follow. trouble is a cuddle isn't a cuddle and i just don't feel like it so he's probably upset now. good news is that DS is asleep though despite me waking him up with my cooking (smoke detector went off)

Miamla · 08/05/2009 21:40

albs are you getting my text messages ok?

no1putsbabyinthecorner · 08/05/2009 21:42

thanks all of you.
I am ok just having a rant.
I have swimming party tomorow. My dneice and dnephew share a birthday (not till 11th) and my dsil has hired a pool at ther local swimming centre.
Dh not coming so have to ask someone to come in with me so both dcs can come in.
My sil told me today that they let 2 children per adult. how does that work then do I grow another pair of arms and hands
It is also my other dnice 14th birthday tomorow so supposed to be going out for tea too.
Not sure how this will pan out, I was meant to go to her football presentation party tonight, which my sister had got me a ticket for but as neither child had a nap today I decided not to go. Feel awful but my dsis understands (single mother of 3.)

no1putsbabyinthecorner · 08/05/2009 21:45

OOOH miamla I am very very excited in fact I have just grinned to myself first one today
Thankyou.
Have just been looking for something to help albs norks
miamla you have made me feel like I shouldnt say norks to a vicars wife too.
It sounds very painful. Dont suppose you could use dizzy famous arnica or is that for bruises????

Steaknife · 08/05/2009 21:46

Was I cruel to not cook DHs bit of chicken when I cooked mine. Given he went out at 7.50 and has only got home now at 10.45, and he had 4 hours alone this afternoon in which he did exactly no washing up or tidying or even any hidying.

Still he did bring me wine last night and flowers this morning so not such a bad chap.

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no1putsbabyinthecorner · 08/05/2009 21:47

Think I am going to take advantage of the bed to myself and have an early night.
May blow cobwebs of swim costume first.
[scared emoticon]

Steaknife · 08/05/2009 21:50

No1 what one of us needs to invent is a triple-doghnut-swim-ring. Parent is in the middle ring with satelite rings for each DC.
oo, oo, you could have them on extending leads so that the more confident can float off by themselves.

Gosh that wine is good tonight.

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Steaknife · 08/05/2009 22:01

DH thinks I'm cruel but has the good sense to not say unfair and has offered to do a "really good clean of the kitchen tomorrow"

I will hold him to it.

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Miamla · 08/05/2009 22:08

steaky sounds like an ingenious idea! pleased you've sorted things out with DH

no1 glad i made you smile, its making me smile making it so thank you. perhaps we should ask albs if we can call her norks 'norks'

albs what about lip salve? bear with me on this one! it works on jogger's nipples so it might be worth a go

oopsacoconut · 08/05/2009 22:12

Evening

No1 - you take the crappy day crown.

Ours was crap but not in that league - I went out with DD because if I had stayed in I would have cried. We went to see a friend and her new little boy (he is 8 week and the older boy is 14 months )DD was misery guts so we came home. She is snotty and won't be put down. On the way home we had to stop suddenly when she started choking on her own snot which made her vomit all over the car, me and the shopping. We got home and she was okay for DH once I put on some calgel. She had a peanut butter sarnie of dinner with some fruit for pud. Aftewr her bedtime BF I put her into bed and she was crying so I went back in, picked her up and she vomited on me again! Dh ran us a bath and she has napped on me and on the sofa but I have jsut put her into bed and she seems to be sleeping [fingers crossed]

CC - hope your move is going smoothly.

Miamla - Dh was keen for DD to go to bed as he wants to 'cuddle' too but he has less than no chance!

Albs - all I can suggest is lots of Lansinoh and keeping nipple moist (that sounds so wrong) between feeds to help any sore bit to heal faster. A thick layer of Lansinoh inside a breastpad worked for me when dd used her teeth to grate my nipples when she slowly pulled off.

Hi Steaky - any chance of slipping some cake over here?

Sibh · 08/05/2009 22:12

DH suddenly remembered he had urgent work to do which is why I disappeared No1 - sorry about that.

That sounds like an awful day. But awful in a familiar way - I've been there, done that with the hurling children at DH and storming out in tears. I know PF, VG and others have talked about similar moments.

The clinginess can be soul-destroying. DS was very like that and I clung on to my sanity with my fingernails at times. It is very hard to take the older one lashing out at the baby too. Trying to keep them quiet too. Meep - too much to deal with definitely.

You are doing a great job. You give your children so much love, and you are always so good at reflecting on how you are doing as a mum. I really admire that whenever I read your posts.

I let off steam the other day using an old trick of going into a separate room and swearing furiously under my breath while hoovering. I may need to march the streets instead though as DD1 must have been hovering about because she called DS a twat on the way home from school .

A quick idea for DD1 - a bit odd, but it often works with DS. When a pattern of attention-seeking stuff is going on like the hitting, ignore it, but give her the attention at other times by love-bombing her (telling her she is totally brilliant, your best friend, the most fantastic helper) and taking her on a short 'secret Mummy and DD1' trip to a cafe/park/cinema/swimming type thing.

When DS and I do this and DH asks where we are going we always say we are going to look at wallpaper. DS thinks it is fab and it's a great way of breaking the tension and the cycle of telling off ...

You are of course dead right to be stopping her being rough, but stopping crime is more wearing than stopping the causes of crime iyswim.

DS is currently on a 'reading strike' with his homework, hence the frustration and hoover-muttering here.

Albs - that sounds painful. Hope it eases soon.

Miamla · 08/05/2009 22:21

sibh v wise words. i love it that you and DS go to look at wallpaper. i can just imagine the cheeky smile he has on his face when he says it!

Sibh · 08/05/2009 22:42

Thanks Miamla, but I think my words and parenting skills tend only to look wise when carefully edited for MN. As the hoovering incident shows

I will absolutely definitely get back to you about the sling next week when I have my marking done.

DH is here and awake, so I'll sign off for tonight. Sleep well all.

sambo303 · 08/05/2009 22:47

hi all, should be in bed but just wanted to check in

hope all are well, miss you all - life's a bit like a permanent weekend here but whilst it's lovely to have dp around more it also means there are more opportunities to argue and I have no time to mn myself.

I think ds slept all night last night, but I honestly cant remember. Quite annoying as this is the event I have waited 8 months for and now I'm not sure it's happened ...

miamla will email you soon re the sling. lol at joggers nipple

sazzles hope you have a wonderful night out

dizzy so sorry to hear your news

TwilightSurfer · 09/05/2009 03:37

No1 is Marcus constipated? Reese gets exactly how you described when she hasn't pooed. {{{HUGS}}}

Just home from a little adventure downtown this evening. We went with friends to a baseball game. The night was perfect. The children were incredible. I've uploaded lots of pictures. It was a very nice treat and a very wonderful way to start the summer.

Wishing everyone an easy night.

Miamla · 09/05/2009 08:06

morning all, poached eggs on toast for anyone? I've got plenty of eggs. Well, I've got access to plenty of eggs..just found out that the neighbour a few doors from me has got chickens so I can send DS over the fence to get a few extra

good news...DS hasn't bitten me for a few days now. I have a new plan.. i just ignore him. I let him bite and bite with absolutely no reaction from me. First few times were incredibly painful but a week later and I can't remember the last time he bit me. If nothing else, its giving my bruises time to repair!

sibh you made me smile re edited parenting skills! edited or not, I'm sure it'll help no1
no hurry re sling, whenever you're ready

sambo hello Know what you mean about having DP at home..puts me all out of kilter when he's off work during the week.

TS hello to you too. Saw the pics on FB..looks like you all had fun

no1putsbabyinthecorner · 09/05/2009 08:31

mOrning all.
Firstly great night here.
Marcus slept 7-7 (one small wake up at 8.30pm)

I also have waited 8 and a half months for this. feel soooo much better this am.
sambo we miss you me and dh also bicker when he is off a lot.
sibh Thankyou and I agree re spending time with dd. I have been trying to do this whenever dh is off. Efven if it is just out walking the dog (which she loves) We have also done the park, visit to shops etc...I think a few more months on her and she will fully understand that we are doing things 'together' iykwim. She talks/communicates more and more every day and has pretty good understanding, but probably not quite enough yet to appreciate special time with me and her.
I am also trying to be selective in which batterings towards ds I ignore.
Felt awful after the hv trip last week as not only did I have her going on at me re bf she also moved his hair and made a point of counting the 6 bruises on ds head. Me and my friend had brushed all his hair forward in the hop she didnt see it. felt gulty and accused.
oops your day sounded awful too, I would ahve definately cried. The sickness must have been bad. Hope she slept for you last night. ds is also full of snot and ts He could be, all his poos of late have been very hard.
steaky love the idea of that swim ring
miamla and oops I was lol at all these 'cuddles'
sazzles Hope you dont need top many painkillers this am

Miamla · 09/05/2009 08:40

yay! well done Marcus!!!! that's great news! As for bruises..DS has many. Tell the HV to bog off

hmm, i've been sitting here for a little while now so i'd better be off and do something productive

see you all later

Miamla · 09/05/2009 08:41

As for bruises..my DS has many

LoveBuckets · 09/05/2009 08:47

No1 YAY!!!! Would it be the end of the world if you all missed the pool party? Sounds like more hassle than it's worth and they will totally understand. Or just come for the tea after the swimming?

Oops I know we all moan about not having a nice long shower but it's just horrid when you actually really need a shower and you can't put them down isn't it?

oopsacoconut · 09/05/2009 09:03

Morning All

MUCH better night here Still a few wake ups but no screeaming, which I can deal with. no more vomit either.

Going to get coffee then back later!

oopsacoconut · 09/05/2009 09:05

ooh No1 - Well done Marcus!

Miamla · 09/05/2009 10:09

i'm not here, i'm busy being productive but quick question.... oops when yr DD wakes up, does she not scream? DS does everytime apart from when he's waking up for day ie 7am (or whatever)

buckets what is this "long shower" you talk about?

TwilightSurfer · 09/05/2009 13:55

morning. dh had babyshift last night so i slept in the guest room. naturally i slightly woke when i heard reese but instead of really waking i pulled the pillow over my head and rolled over. dd1 slept in my spot in my room too. i asked her just now if she helped daddy feed reese during the night...she said, "no i was snoring." lol

the ballgame was exactly what i needed. good simple fun for the whole family. it was also what my friend needed too. her ds has issues too but for some reason when he's with my dd1 he's completely normal and really really perfect in every way. thus the reason we've had meet-ups for them to play for the last five years. it's like their nervous energies are nuetralized when together. both were up past bedtime and filled with loads of junk but neither had a fit, tantrum or back-talked.

thanks miamla and yes when you're here.

no1 i'd not worry too much at the bruises....both mine (especially dd1) are covered in them. between the wrestling and gravity education it's hard NOT to have a good dozen. (and yes gravity education is still going on when dcs are five.)

morning oops and buckets. good day wishes to all.

oopsacoconut · 09/05/2009 15:22

Miamla - when she normally wake in the night for a feed she just mumbles a bit and if I'm not quick enough she gives a few half hearted cries but nothing like we've had the last week.

Bucket I too am curious about this long shower thing? I thought they came with a built in 2 minute limit??

DD got her first face bruise the day before her 8 month check! She nose dived into the tile floor in the bathroom, Dh had surrounded her with towels and she missed them all. Our HV said 'Ooh look, the first movement trophy, did you take a picture?'

TS your evening sound great, perfectly good old fashioned fun.

We are out for dinner tonight and the IL's are babysitting.