I think I want to go back to work.....
DD has a cold and can't go to nursery today (so I'm spending £40 to look after her myself ) and I've had to cancel DSs HV check and first set of jabs (and our afternoon trip out)....nurse not trained to do jabs, so when I asked to make another appointment for him I'm told.....errr we'll let you know when he can come in so who knows when and if my child will get his vaccinations!
so there I was changing two beds....one with snot all over it and one with puke all over it......so I came downstairs cos the pukey one was screaming having puked all over his nice clean outfit (having already had a bath at 7am cos he'd puked and pooed all over his bed!) and was soaking again.....to be handed a nappy by the snotty one (who'd had her trousers taken off because she dropped weetabix all over them), when I realised, the nappy - and her legs, arms, hands and bum, were full of shit. (she had previously been constipated and hadn't done one for 48 hours!) So began a cleaning operation without getting it everywhere - while snot was dripping down her face. Meanwhile the other one was screaming and screaming because he's puked again. Finally took a naked DD upstairs and put her in her 2nd outfit of the day, and changed DS into his third!! Also need to change my bed and DS puked over my pillow cases but I just turned them over and went back to sleep .
I now have enough washing to sink a ship!
Good fun this mothering lark.....
Sorry....needed that rant...what a fucking day and its not even 10am!!
Daisy....hope you're feeling better x
Ria...hope your lot are feeling better too x
Natty - good luck x